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I’m 36 and I would die for Taylor Swift.
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I haven’t used tumblr in 4 years.
I had a baby, guys!
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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me: i hate country music
shania twain: let’s go girls!
me:
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Sarah Paulson is Tati in Bye Sister (dir. Ryan Murphy)
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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
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me: hey
friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up
me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu
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When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances
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When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
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