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JOY RIDE (2001) dir. John Dahl
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Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities.
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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
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I was playing cards with Freddy Krueger but he keept cheating so I called my mom and told her that Freddy was being mean to me.
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crying over bruce roasting jeff for breaking his trophy and calling him his "wanna-be, loser, ass hat friend." GET HIS ASS
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the fact that "eco" and "ethical" are two separate concerns in the global north, and that "eco" is a much more popular concern, with many "eco" products being made in actual sweatshops, is a big part of why i am The Joker
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NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Blind Spot (Teju Cole)
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“Shane’s hard at work. He doesn’t seem interested in talking.”
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Choose your Stardew Valley Bachelor.
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"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"
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god yuo just know the rumor mill was going WILD in this hinky dinky ass town… harvey flies so hard under the radar that nobody once thought it was him doing dance aerobics instead abigail was viciously tearing the hinges off pam’s trailer with her teeth at 2 am to be like “PENNY. I THINK ITS SHANE. SHANE HAS A WII FIT BOARD IN HIS BEDROOM I THINK ITS SHANE”
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