eggplanttugboat
Eggplant Tugboat
64218 posts
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
thunderjake26-blog
As You Wish~
jaelbay
Jael Bay
exprealestaterockstars
Untitled
incorrect-meka-squad-quotes
All Systems Checked Out!
spyglahass
and they were roommates,,,,
Text
That wonderful home cooking! #vintage #cottagecore #supertaster #aesthetic #momcore
143K notes
·
View notes
Video
198K notes
·
View notes
Text
Gentle Giant Plays Along With Some Kitties
(Source)
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh I’m an asshole.
So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.
So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.
But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.
Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.
Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.
She stops, wide-eyed.
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”
I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”
Then I winked at her, and walked away.
418K notes
·
View notes
Text
27K notes
·
View notes
Text
People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from
134K notes
·
View notes
Text
everytime i fight a new villain i worry that theyre gonna exploit my weakness: a really large cup and a very big piece of paper
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
i really can’t stress enough how much i recommend regularly engaging with older art– movies, books, whatever. like, “Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it” and all that, but also, there’s just something really fascinating and kind of beautiful about reading something written by someone who lived so long ago and really connecting with it, recognizing the humanity of people who once seemed like abstract concepts to you
68K notes
·
View notes
Text
The best genre of family portrait is and will always be Husband With Multiple Kids Making Come Hither Eyes At His Wife
Barbara Krafft, Die Familie Anton von Marx 1803
Marie-Geneviève Bouliard,Monsieur Olive & family 1791
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
10K notes
·
View notes
Photo
An Inuit otter amulet. Engraved and pigmented ivory, c.1870-1880.
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
10K notes
·
View notes