edthefatmagicturtle
It's Turtle Time
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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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dominatrix paul revere the british arent coming until I say so. paul revere orgasm denial the british arent coming. paul
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TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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some of my favourite excerpts from the street cat wiki
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i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me
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one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover
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Look at this happy spoiled loaf. 🍞 Photo from my collection, no date/other info known.
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