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rip melone you would've loved myspace
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Mafia plays mafia
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*hitting a skinny tuscan ass* SMAAAAASH, TROIETTE
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Yes! With these heels, she will step on Melone's crotch 🤪
Baby Pink Glitter Platform Pleasers
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OMG I LOVE THIS MOVIE 💅🏻
BARRY KEOGHAN as OLIVER QUICK
SALTBURN | dir. EMERALD FENNELL
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Esatto 🐈⬛
Julie Newmar photographed by Peter Basch (1958)
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Thank you so much amo @bennycake 🥰
Baby, Meloleti pls 💜 You know her… 😏
Hey gorgeous~ sorry for being this late but you know me at this point 🤣
Love you so much bestie, enjoy~
Melone x Letizia (@edonismo-melone oc ) " Unusual "
Ps: i know this oc very well and her reaction to this situation is in character, just to clarify ✌️
" You should have told me you ran into him again..."
"Well sorry if i was more preoccupied with running around the neighbourhood AVOIDING his ugly ass for 2 hours!! "
They were an unusual couple, that's for sure! Melone wasn't even sure how he managed to get a girl like Leti in his life ( Illuso and Ghiaccio mocked him daily on this matter ) and yet here he was: walking hand in hand with her after she finished teaching dance class, under the moonlight and with a baseball bat over his shoulder...
" Tesoro mio, i am just worried about your safety...i remember clearly how scared you were after you left you ex...i just want to make sure he gets the message "
Melone swings lightly the baseball bat and looks at Letizia in the eyes ( she is almost as tall as him with her high heels )
The girl huffs and leans her head in the space between his shoulder and neck, seeking comfort from her lover..
" I know mel...is just that i was sure i left that part of my life behind...i mean who would have guessed that stronzo flew all the way from PARIS to find me again!! I told him in every way possible, i even hit him in the face with a brick!! What else am i supposed to do?! I am out of ideas Melone...Oh fuck please tell me it's not his car in front of our building"
Letizia stops midtrack at the familiar black Honda parked nearby her and Melone's apartment; she steps back and stands even closer to the purple man who now means more than everything to her ( even if he still never picks up his socks and bullies her cat )
Melone doesn't seem scared tho, instead he just smirks and fidget with his flip phone..
" Amore have faith, i think our lil problem is going to be dealt with in 3...2..1.."
Suddenly three men comes out of the shadows, they swing open the car's door and drag the kicking stalker out; Letizia meets eyes with her ex for a few seconds before he gets shoved inside the back of a truck by the mysterious men and the group disappear in the middle of the night, a matter of minutes really.
" what did you do? "
" aaaah nothing really, some guy owed me a favor from a previous mission...that's all~ "
" you know i love you right? "
" Does that mean tonight we can-"
" No we can't have breakfast for dinner "
" Maremma che palle..."
The couple laughs and kiss under a street lamp, already over the fact that him just orchestrated the kidnapping ( and possible demise ) of his lover's ex...and she is totally fine with it!
They are an unusual couple...but in these days, who isn't?
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POV: you knock their doors at 3 AM
#la squadra#jjba formaggio#jjba melone#so hot so hot#Letizia specially comes to Melone to see this Tuscan sweetness
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La Squadra's pet peeves or, as we say in italy, the reason why they are " un gatto attaccato ai coglioni "
Risotto ✂️: gives unsolicited advices/recomnendations..
Ok Risotto's heart is not in a bad place let's be clear...but his experience in the mob apparently gave him the right to always know what's best for you, even when you didn't f*cking asked in the first place!! It could be about paying rent on time or even just a fashion choice...our tall goth will speak his mind with an annoying and " know it all " voice.
Prosciutto 🍖: always criticize everything you might like..
Prosciutto is a perfectionist and a man who has no time for silliness in his life, so if you enjoy an activity he may find childish, useless or not interesting at all in his eyes...he'll destroy it with an annoyed face while smoking a cigarette. You enjoy painting? You are not even famous why bother! Are you into baking? You know that the gas bill was over the roof last month, was it you? In the end you'll avoid spend time doing your thing at the lair, especially if he's around.
Formaggio 🧀: he always touches you when talking...
This man CANNOT keep his hands to himself ( in a sussy way or not ) he just doesn't realise that some people may don't like being touched during conversations or in general. He is a very extroverted and touchy person and in his mind ALL people like physical contact!! Right? Right...? Don't bother explain this to him, he'll straight up ignore you
Melone 🍈: passive-aggressiveness..
Melone won't NEVER tell you directly why he is mad at you in the first place, he avoids conflict as much as possible but that doesn't mean he won't gaslight you to make you apologize, and trust me he'll do it even when HE's the one clearly in the wrong. Be prepared for a lot of side eyeing, sighs, huffs and sarcastic comments..is going to be a loooooong week
Illuso 🔎: leaves hair in the sink/drain/shower
Ok Illuso's hair care routine is already annoying..but when is YOUR turn to shower and the bathroom looks like if Kayako from the grudge decided to shave her head out of spite, you can feel your blood boil. Illuso's hair is everywhere and there's no way he'll pick it up!! You can ask gently, shout, beg..he will laugh and ignore you; so you better be ready to pick a digusting wet noodle ball out of the drain every two days...
Ghiaccio 🧊: grammar police
You think the Venezia thing was his worst? Boi you are wrong!! He will angrily correct your every sentence if he hear a mispronounced word, verb or even yell stuff like " IT'S A METAPHORICAL EXPRESSION D*OCANE!! DON'T YOU F*CKING DARE USE IT LITERALLY IN A SENTENCE " you better be prepared at being yelled at in public, or just have a whole lot of patience with this blue gremlin
#benny writes#la squadra#They are mafiosi get used to it#Be happy#Don't tolerate this attitude#benny my queen
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Ice coffie lover problems ☕🧊
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Letizia Aesthetic 🐈⬛🌌
Someone can spread any gossip about her, but she doesn't care. Their dossier is already in the paws of this kitty 🫦
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