Samuel Hayden: “You Moron. Buffoon. Nimrod. Mining Energy From The Christian Hell Is Necessary. You Unchained Gorilla, Rampaging At The Zoo. We Solved An Energy Crisis The World Had No Answer For. I Dare You To Name A Single Source Of Free, Renewable, Unlimited Energy As Convenient As Stealing Electricity From Hell.”
Doomguy: *points at the sun*
Samuel Hayden: “Why Are You Pointing At The Sky… Wait… Of Course…”
Samuel Hayden:
Samuel Hayden: “HEAVEN. We’ll Steal Energy From God Himself.”
if I was rich i would absolutely go all out weird. commission books handwritten in a made up language. erect strange black spires in the wood. buy a boat, make it look like a perfect copy of one that was used in an 18th century antarctic expedition, and then let it drift to shore miles away. i want every interaction with me to leave people with a sense of impending cosmic horror.