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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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literally everyone ik: diet sodas are so bad for you- like there are so many chemicals and stuff 🙁
me: it’s 0 calories 💪💪🤩
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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In the middle of my workout listening to music
Me: ooooo my favorite part (stops to sing).
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Wines up vibing to the rest of the song instead of working out
Me: damnit focus ╰( •̀ε•́ ╰)
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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My ed watching me eat something that is not fruit popcorn or soup
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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checking the scale and it’s a lot higher then you thought it would be:
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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me bopping to IDOL: You can't stop me loving myself!
also me: has just had a sh relapse and has barely eaten all week
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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me calculating how much weight i can loose in the next week before school starts;
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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me trying to check the calories but make it look like im looking at the ingredients so nobody questions me:
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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When your parents spent your whole life fat shaming you and telling you to stop eating and now they sit at the table begging you to eat
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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*laughs in ed*
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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"stop thinking about food or draw 10
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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fasting be like
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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My family: why are you trying to lose weight
Me: because you told me to and fat shamed be literally everyday.
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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me overeating on a binge day in front of my parents so they don’t think i’m starving myself
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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my ed: youre fat so stop eating okay 😘😘
also my ed: youre already fat so just eat more it doesn’t matter anymore 😐
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN
From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:
Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:
1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.
2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.
3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.
4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.
5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.
6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.
9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!
10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.
11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.
12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.
please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks
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ed-memes-man · 3 years
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My pic ✨✨ also I don't have to bind anymore since my chest has gotten so small!!!!!!!
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