men will be like “is anyone going to kiss this pathetic little guy” and not wait for an answer

laying low

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

my roommate got this loose-leaf chamomile tea from her parents and she was telling me how it felt like she was drugged when she took it so she looked it up and found out that chamomile is for real a mild tranquilizer. Naturally, she told me to try some too so I had a mug last night before bed and thought "this tea ain't shit" and proceeded to sleep for 11 hours straight.

I know he smokes that hobbit weed

cecil palmer is at his best when he is being a bitch

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

I know some rad fuckers.

I think Sam Reich needs to do just one regular, normal, vanilla version of Game Changer randomly so that when it ends Brennan never feels safe.