Pick a Pile: Who are YOU?

So, who are you? Pick a pile, and I’ll tell you a little bit about yourself and also any additional messages that appear in the cards. 

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Enjoy the reading, take only what you feel resonates as some of the info may be for other people and not yourself! Plus, it’s for fun… but hopefully resonates.

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hi everyone! this pick a card is written from the pov of your future self, and it’s a note of encouragement to hopefully keep you going if life isn’t going the best for you right now. pick the image that sets your thoughts off and scroll down to your respective pile for your reading! 🦋

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fuck every other personality test, reblog this with your sign and whether you were better at algebra or geometry

astrology observations

capricorn sun women have troubled relationships with their mothers. their mothers are usually very strict and manipulative

taurus suns are clumsy. sweet to the core but can become toxic easily if distressed

the only sign that can balance out the piscean turbulence is capricorn

pisces are sweet but are bitches

aquarius suns are selfish and think they are smarter/ better looking than everyone else. they usually are smart and charming though

cancer suns and libra suns are hard to distinguish

cancer and pisces moons are the most intense emotionally, scorpio moons are better at controlling their emotions

aquarius venus will be super flighty and flirty but lose their minds when their partner acts the same

cancer venus will die for you and love will destroy them

gemini risings will never act or look like adults

12th house stelliums know themselves better than you would think

sagittarius suns have large mouths/teeth and are usually very beautiful and nice to look at

taurus suns might not cheat on you but they will always think about it

leo risings will win attention whether they want it or not

a mixture of gemini and pisces placements usually makes for artistic genius, especially musically

capricorn women are always plotting or hiding something whether it be an idea or part of themselves they don’t want you to know about

you don’t really know someone until you know their midheaven

virgos care deeply about reputation

gemini midheavens love the idea of being catty and/or problematic

capricorn and virgo placements especially sun/moons/rising have dead but wide eyes

being a woman is like. i want to be monstrous. I want to be desired.

very layman but neighboring and same sign relationships (platonic and romantic) have “easy” tension with one another. it’s your same sign...it’s like yeah yeah i know your tricks, we’re the same side of the coin! so they can be irritating and relieving in the relation of yourself. you may not like them for the ego clashing but they’re able to understand where you’re coming from & vice versa. neighboring signs are the signs where although you don’t have the same outlook, you’re a part of the same process so you may not agree on everything but you help each other get to where you’re going. i would say opposing signs have a moderate almost somehow limited tension because you’re an old married couple, you know each other SO well and you’re the two sides of the same coin - same objective but different method. square signs have the FUNNIEST tension, i think alyssa once described the square aspect as being like aries/mars and that’s literally them. they’re always arguing and debating and calling each other out and if you want to be around someone who will get you out of your comfort zone then this is the way to go. inconjunct signs have the most bizarre tension ever. very strange strain of being close yet not close at all? challenges your comfort zone as well but in a way that cuts far deeper, it’s unsettling rather than fun. with the square you still share the same modality, there’s still common ground to the way each other acts, but with the inconjunction there isn’t any understanding so you have no idea how to react. it’s like you want to understand but you’re fearful to, makes you question yourself. it’s paralyzing! reminds me of the song lyric “i don’t fuck with your tone (but) i don’t want to go home” or as marina simply put it “can neither be with nor without each other”

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

happy 3 years of reputation 🐍 in celebration i ranked all the songs and gave getaway car the recognition it deserves 😌 enjoy !

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If you’re celebrating Biden’s win, consider celebrating by donating to a bail fund, planned parenthood, or the Navajo Water project.

Your action to help the marginalized shouldnt end at presidential candidates and voting.

i KNOW i don’t need romantic love to be fulfilled but sometimes a bitch wants kisses

Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!

Everyone say thank you Pennsylvania