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friends: what do you want to do?
my brain: die
me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair
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i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me
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I would choose you every single time. If I had a 100 lives, I would choose you, I would find you, and I would be with you, Because only with you, do I become me.
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Very sad to report that Donald Trump, 69, remains in good health
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@ self: if you continue with this oversharing bullshit i will literally pull your vocal cords out
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I try to parkour my way out
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