bitch wife hates my shot of b12

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

lets hear about the boooys fat boy bad boy japanese my sister died im sweet i can siiinggg gorgeous im b8 ive got the penis of a man my parents got divorced hypoglycemic im grumpy im sleepy And together we are boys tweeellveee

radar oreilly arospec. know this

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

pretend im posting this at a normal time ok thank you

Articulation

me personally, I pause mid reading rpf and dm celebrities to get their permission to bust and if they don't reply I kill myself

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

that blue eyed man is not ur soulmate be serious

can we do lesbian day promo hour (blinks my massive eyelashes

Nobody is going to like this but I know exactly when and how Taylor swift is going to come out. Is she gay in this scenario where she comes out? Not necessarily. Okay. 20-35 years from now america elects its first gay president. Taylor swift is a spry 54-69. Probably it’s Pete if he plays his cards right. IMMEDIATELY on the heels of this Taylor swift comes out. The point: the ONLY world where Taylor swift has a Coming Out is a world under the rule of a gay American president. Now for the details. Here’s what happens. President elect Pete butigieg wins the general election. Posts victory photos on his Instagram. Taylor reposts them with a snip of miss Americana playing (we paint the town blue)

With a text overlay that says proud to be a voter today 🌈. No further context. After this. She starts promoting re-records of early albums, definitely lover at least, she uses the word retrospective in interviews about this, talks about how young she was and the pressure she was under and the massive PR machine etc, and how she feels she’s at a good point in her life to revisit these in a more authentic way. When she tours all of these old albums there are 1-3 songs per set list where she changes he pronouns to she. Is she gay when she does this? Odds are 50/50

I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO