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don鈥檛!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
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All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 馃槶"
Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '饾灟鈭樷媷饾灴' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"
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i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing
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The 2024 Gender Census is now open!
[ Link to survey ]
The 11th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now聽open until 13th June 2024.
It鈥檚 short and easy, about 5 minutes probably.
After the survey is closed I鈥檒l process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we鈥檙e part of a huge and diverse community.
If you think you might have friends and followers who鈥檇 be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful - it鈥檚 what helped us get 40,000 responses last year.
Survey URL:聽https://survey.gendercensus.com
The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn鈥檛 fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.
For the curious, you can also spy on some graphs and demographic data for the incoming responses here.
Thank you so much!
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Image credit:聽Malachite and rhodochrosite.
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The reason wizards wear lots of jewelry is for self defense.
I shoot a beam at my wizard nemesis but it reflects flawlessly off of his Claire accessories clip on earrings, killing me instantly.
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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs
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me and the five other people that didn鈥檛 see the northern lights are throwing a party and you鈥檙e not invited btw
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DEAR SWEET GOD
I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:
AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED
GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER
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