bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

i think the only thing that will still torment me on my deathbed is the ferocious desire to know what the actual fuck Terrance Zdunich and Darren Smith intended for Luigi Largo to possibly mean when he sings the line, "He'll do your ass like dishes!"

like.... what the FUCK does that even M E A N!!! it plagues my every waking thought!! every time anything reminds me of this weird-ass musical, that line haunts me!!

LUIGI

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, MAN

Feel free to share which is your favorite NOW in the tags, but this particular poll is about which you preferred as a child! ⭐ These are being grouped by a vague theme, so in a few days we'll do another one with more options!

Also, same rule as the last poll: REALLY popular choices (ATLA, SpongeBob, Scooby Doo, Pokemon, etc.) are overwhelmingly popular and have been omitted for the sake of seeing the results for other shows.

Notes: These are shows involving live action characters, no cartoons this time! The timeframe for these polls is generally "I was a kid in the mid-to-late 90s or early 2000s." Mister Roger's Neighborhood and Sesame Street are both multi-generational so they were not included to be fair to the show's with shorter runs 💖

It's embarrassing that it took me till I was in my 30's to actually discover who the lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars is, but every time I think about it I'm like "no way, no way"

the mountain goats make music for people who spent their entire lives convinced they would die before they were 17 except now they're 26 and they have a job and friends and hobbies and they're not sure what they're meant to do now that they've survived

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Okay, so I read your post about submissions versus asks, so I hope that I'm doing this right. But there's this van from a show called Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. And it's been a dream of mine to basically recreate it from the ground up IRL. The problem is, I'm still very new to learning about cars and I have yet to find somebody who has even a good guess as to what this type of car is. So when I saw your blog I thought I'd give it a shot! I hope your week is going well!

2006-2010 Chevrolet Express Van/GMC Savanna

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sometimes at work when im collecting shopping carts from the parking lot i pretend that our carts and the similarly colored but visually distinct carts for the store right next to us are parts of a sexually dimorphic herd species. and im the zookeeper who has to keep them from fucking nasty style right in front of the customers

people who market tumblr as a “fandom website” are missing the fact that the fandom tags are essentially unusable because you cannot venture into them without seeing a take so bad you want to throw up