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I try to be funny with Dragon Age but it doesn’t always work so I won’t be offended if you don’t enjoy your stay. Basically another incorrect dragon age quotes blog because I enjoy it.
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Sera: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Sera: Homiecide!
Inquisitor:
Inquisitor: Sera. That’s murder.
Sera: Homiecide!
#sera#inquisitor#dragon age#dragon age inquistor#dragon age inquisition#dragon age: inquisition#chat#i think i'm funny#based off of a shitpost#yeah hey im back from the dead
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Cullen: *finishes reading one of Varric’s books*
Cullen: Do you accept constructive criticism?
Varric: Absolutely not
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dragon age: inquisition#cullen stanton rutherford#cullen rutherford#varric#varric tethras#chat#i think i'm funny
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Cassandra: I cannot tell if you are trying to get yourself killed or if you find all of this danger unnecessarily fun.
Inquisitor:
Inquisitor: Yes.
#dragon age inquistor#dragon age inquisition#dragon age#dai#cassandra#cassandra pentaghast#chat#i think i'm funny
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Aveline: Hawke, do you have any idea what you’re doing!?
Hawke: I never know what I’m doing, I just make things up as I go along.
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Warden: I love you, Alistair.
Alistair: ASDFGHJKL AWW I LOVE YOU MORE!!!
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Hawke: I love you, Fenris.
Fenris:
Fenris: *grumbling* Fine... I romantically tolerate you as well...
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Inquisitor: I love you, Cullen.
Cullen: FILE ERROR CULLEN.EXE HAS CRASHED
#dragon age inquistor#dragon age inquisition#dragon age 2#dragon age origins#dragon age: origins#dragon age#alistair theirin#alistair#warden#the warden#fenris#hawke#cullen rutherford#cullen#cullen stanton rutherford#i think i'm funny#honestly i tried but it’s not as funny as i planned#chat#it didn’t work
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Inquisitor: Tell me you love me.
Dorian: I love me.
#dorian#dorian pavus#inquisitor#dragon age#dragon age inquistor#dragon age inquisition#chat#I think I’m funny
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Solas: Inquisitor, I am in need of assistance. Can you lend me a hand?
Inquisitor: How about an arm?
#dragon age inquistor#dragon age inquisition#dragon age#solas#dread wolf#inquisitor#i think i'm funny#chat#sorry#i have a different version/idea but I went with this one
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Inquisitor: Blackwall, how do you kill an Archdemon?
Blackwall: It, uh... it takes a special Grey Warden sword.
Hero of Ferelden, if they were present in the game: I THINK THE FUCK NOT! I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT-
#this is bad#i think i'm funny#blackwall#thom rainier#dragon age inquistor#dragon age inquisition#inquisitor#dragon age#chat#hero of ferelden#warden
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Aveline: I’m going to the merchants, do any of you want anything?
Hawke: I want my family back.
Aveline: Whoa there, no need to be greedy.
#well dang#aveline#aveline vallen#hawke#dragon age#dragon age ii#dragon age 2#i think i'm funny#chat
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Warden: Alistair, where did you get all of these bruises?
Alistair, remembering how he tripped and fell into a ditch: I killed Morrigan.
#alistair theirin#alistair#warden#chat#I think I’m funny#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age: origins#I’m making more
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Inquisitor: Anyway, here’s Blackwall
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Hawke: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Fenris: Fuck you.
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Alistair: I remember this place; I read about it when I was younger.
Morrigan: I did not know you could read! Congratulations! I learn something new about you every day, it seems!
Alistair:
Morrigan:
Alistair: What will it take to make you go away? Garlic? Pure silver? Sage? Angel wards?
#alistair theirin#alistair#dragon age origins#dragon age: origins#dragon age#morrigan#chat#i think i'm funny#ouch
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Hawke: I can blow your mind, Anders...
Anders: Like a Chantry.
Hawke: What
Anders: What
#hawke#anders#dragon age 2#dragon age#dragon age ii#chat#i think i'm funny#oops there he goes again#blowing up the chantry
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BONUS:
Warden Cousland: Reminds me of Highever.
Alistair: People are similar to snowflakes; each one is unique in their own special way!
Morrigan: They are also similar to snowflakes because they make it difficult to travel when there are too many piled up on the road.
#warden#morrigan#alistair theirin#alistair#dragon age origins#dragon age#chat#i think i'm funny#based off of a shitpost
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Alistair: People are similar to snowflakes; each one is unique in their own special way!
Morrigan: They are also similar to snowflakes because they make it difficult to travel when there are too many piled up on the road.
#morrigan#alistair theirin#alistair#dragon age origins#dragon age#chat#i think i'm funny#based off of a shitpost
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Hawke: I mean I wasn’t even that bad though.
The Maker: *pulls out scrolls*
The Maker: Sweetie :)
#hawke#dragon age 2#dragon age#dragon age ii#the maker#chat#i think i'm funny#based off of a shitpost
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