U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

bg3 twitter is wild because i saw someone whining about being attacked for their art and when i looked into it they were drawing astarion to BE a full on child and made an acrylic stand of him and cazador where cazador was whipping him like… Brother i think you know damn well why people are not comfortable with that? Hello.

currently eating burger

The fun thing about living in a country with such a small population is that you could potentially spiders georg your way into making national statistics. Like if I got myself a prosthesis dick made out of a helicopter blade, that's going to make Finland's statistical rate of People With Helicopter Blade Dicks one in 5,6 million, and probably end up on every single "most helicopter dicks per capita" top ten list for the next 25 years until someone somewhere else tops that.

Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

Hold the fuck on no way WW3 jokes are trending on Twitter when this is an extremely serious situation that’s threatening to destabilize an entire region. No way everyone’s gleefully looking at this as if it’s the grand show finale they’ve been waiting all along. There is no fucking way

childhood was painful but at least my brain was underdeveloped enough to keep vibing back then. take me back

Good news for grape enjoyers 🍇

my gender is a woman who has been a man since birth but has never had any problems in the last two months or two months with her body type or body weight or body type or whatever it was she had been having problems in her life or anything else and she was a man who had been in a lot more weight and was a man and a man who has had problems and a man that has had a problem and has been in the same place and had problems and had problems and had problems in life but she is a person that she has been with for so much

what

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

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this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]

the amulet stays on during sex. i don't care if it's cursed and giving you the heeby jeebies it's drippy as hell

when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like

Beware y'all...

nothing hotter than having to cancel a date cuz ur going to one of the encampments and then she show up there too