Sometimes somebody is nonbinary and they're just a normal guy without gender. And sometimes someone is nonbinary and they're someone whose deeply uncomfortable with being either gender so they need to transition to something else. And sometimes someone is nonbinary because they hate gender and want to kill it. And sometimes someone is nonbinary in an otherworldly and eldrich way like an android or a fallen angel and it makes people think they're cool. And sometimes someone is nonbinary in a whimsical and magical way like a faerie and it makes people think they're cute and charming. And sometimes those are all different people and they're that way forever. And sometimes someone is many of those at once or at diffrent times. And that's just how being nonbinary is.

i should've left too instead of being stubborn. maybe laios couldn't turn back because i said i'd go along

WAHHH CHILAIOS CHILAIOS CHILAIOS twirling my fingers giggling

MORE SPACE HUSBANDS

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

It took a while, but Spock finally domesticated the doctor. Now he comes at his bidding.

(Still trying to teach him how to sit properly, though).

The smell of incense

can you infodump to me? (i love you) is this overwhelming? (i love you) is this the right texture? (i love you) is it ok to touch you? (i love you) do you want the subtitles on? (i love you) do you want to go somewhere less noisy? (i love you)

Good morning. This is the best fic comment I have ever received.

Every time I think god I need therapy I ask myself what would i say to my therapist???

And I go over topics in my mind and what do I think a therapist would answer and then I’m just like shit that’s true

And it takes like 5 min max and it’s free so,

girl

dear fucking god im so insane about them theyre so EXPLOSION ALARM BLARING SOUNDS OF SIRENS AMBULANCE DRIVING BY BABY CRYING SOUNDS CAR CRASH these men are so hungry

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

Jeeves & Wooster sketch - Animated

Do you think if a Vulcan does the finger gun pose is the equivalent of an air kiss?

Because if it is, oh boy, what a great new headcanon for Spock and Kirk

the difference between a graphic designer and an illustrator

i have a question for the rest of humanity: We've already invented bullet trains. Where are the train bullets

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before