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hey come check me out on my new side blog @bagofshinyrocks! it's where i'll be posting non-anime and non-anime-adjacent content. hope a couple of y'all will enjoy it :3
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Reward - Lucifer x GN!Reader
Prompt: You offer to give them a reward in exchange for them doing something.
Word Count: 0.8k words
Warnings: none
Lucifer
Now, Lucifer doesn’t usually need a “carrot-and-stick” ploy to get him to do something. He usually listens to reason or exchanges of favors. And is generally responsible.
But tonight he was in a particularly sour mood. So sour that throwing himself into paperwork was just making him feel worse. The music was off, his wine glass had been abandoned across the room. He was just stewing.
The House of Lamentation was unusually quiet. His brothers could smell the negative energy wafting from Lucifer’s study and were all hiding from him. They told you to hide, too, but you figured that leaving him to marinate in his own bad vibes would just make him more mad.
You politely knocked on the door, careful not to be too loud.
“Lucifer?”
When you didn’t hear him tell you to go away, or the sound of furniture being thrown at the door, you went ahead inside. He was sitting at his desk surrounded by papers and folders. When he saw you, he gave you a small smile and put his pen to the side to rub his temples.
“Hello, my darling.” He sounded tired.
“Evening. Heard you’re in a bad mood.”
He frowned. He never appreciated finding that his brothers had been talking about him. Especially to others. Especially to the exchange students. And especially to you. But you were saying it gently and crossing the room to stand next to him. His frown softened as he leaned into your touch, carding fingers through his hair and pressing his head into your chest.
“You feeling stressed, baby?” you whispered, kissing the top of his head. “Anything I can do to help?”
His eyes fluttered shut. “Mm. No. This is enough.”
“How much of this do you need to get done tonight? Can you just go to bed and do it with a fresh mind tomorrow.”
He sighed and hugged you tightly. “I need to keep working.”
“Just a bit more. Then bed. You won’t be doing your best work when you’re tired and in a bad mood.”
He grumbled something but he was melting under your touch and knew he would cave soon. Time for a secret weapon.
“Finish this file and I’ll give you a reward, okay? Then I’ll let you get back to work.”
He perked up. “Reward?”
“Mhm.”
He waited for you to tell him what the reward was, then figured from your smile that you weren’t going to.
“Fine. Sit over there with your secret and I’ll finish this.”
It didn’t take him too long, but he kept glancing up at you from your spot on the couch. You didn’t even pretend to not be staring at him. Chin on the heel of your hand. Smiling.
He looked so handsome when focused, and was looking prettier and prettier as his frown faded. Tousled black hair. Loosened tie and partially unbuttoned shirt. Gloves discarded. Shapely eyebrows slowly returned to a resting position, and no longer pressed together and made a wrinkle on his forehead. Not that he was any less cute with it, but you would much rather see your sweet demon smiling over pouting (or sulking, depending on how much you valued your life).
You were so enamoured that you almost missed it when he finished the file. Almost. He dropped his pen and threw everything back in the folder. With a flourish, he moved it to the “completed” box and stood. Grabbed his coat. Stalked towards you.
“I’ve finished the file, darling.” He settles the coat on the back of the couch and leans down. One knee settles next to yours and his face is close as purrs, “Now, what’s this about a reward.”
You slip between his arms and stand, gently guiding him to stand straight before you. He does so, but his body still leans in and almost coils around you. It reminds you of ivy on a house, or a snake on its favorite zookeeper.
Gentle hands hold his face still and you press a kiss to his lips.
Dark eyelashes flutter closed and he inhales deeply. Both of you hold onto each other tightly, his arms roaming up and down your back, while yours are stationary, one gripping his upper back and the other his lower.
Before it can deepen, you pull back. He lets out a huff. He was a real baby about teasing, but that was not the point.
You kiss him again, chastely pressing your lips over his, then the corners of his mouth, his chin, his cheek, his eyelids, his forehead. Gentle pecks, leaving the warmth of you all over his face. He couldn’t help but smile.
He could almost forget what (or more accurately, who) had put him in such a mood. Almost. But revenge was best served cold. And he would much rather kiss you and sleep comfortably in your embrace than plot and scheme. He was a softy like that.
Posted: 2023 December 8
#obey me x reader#lucifer x reader#obey me lucifer x reader#obey me fluff#obey me lucifer fluff#lucifer fluff
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no. 1 post of mine that did not age well. please forgive me lmao
hello everyone! little announcement: i shall now be writing for “obey me! one master to rule them all” :) working on some little tidbits for them at the moment
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When's the next post <3
next post comes when you get some bitches
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u ded yet?
not yet. either do something about it or quit asking <3
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ello
it's actually spelled "hello". and go away
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gaybo
for 6 months i thought this was kurea and never responded to it. it is not kurea. who are you... please come back... this made me laugh so hard...
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WHERE IS THE NEXT POST, GIRL U DED? U SUCK <3 HURRY UP
kurea shut up and mind your business <3 you fell off your scooter today, you wanna talk about sucking?
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hello everyone! little announcement: i shall now be writing for “obey me! one master to rule them all” :) working on some little tidbits for them at the moment
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Study Date - Todoroki Natsuo x GN!Reader
Word Count: ~260
Warnings: no beta or proofread; 1 swear word; just shameless fluff
(Reader is a TA at Natsuo’s university and that’s how they met. No necessary age gap.)
Just a little tidbit I wrote while in organic chem lecture. Enjoy <3
Natsuo’s home was a dream. It was a one bedroom apartment, filled with different patterned curtains, photos of him and friends, printed images of the sea, floor pillows, and enough electric fans to keep ice cream frozen on the table in the summer. (The fans weren’t all on at the same time, but there was a set of fans for each part of the room. He did not like warm weather and he’d be damned if the outside temperature affected the inside temperature.)
You liked your own home, of course. But someone’s home is a reflection of them, and you loved nothing more than being wholly surrounded by your lover.
You were sitting at the table, grading some quizzes for your professor. Natsuo was working in the kitchen, washing some dishes and preparing snacks for when he joined you in buckling down and getting work done.
It was quiet. The fans were whirring. The sink was running on and off. And the A/C unit was humming a single-note tune on the roof.
Natsuo walked back over to the table and set a bowl at your elbow. You glanced at it, and your heart melted. He had carefully skinned an apple and peeled an orange for you. You looked up at his sweet face with a wobbly lower lip.
“Baby,” you cooed, “thank you. You’re so nice to me.”
He leaned down and kissed your forehead. “I love you, honey. You’re working so hard and I’m so proud. I’ll come join you at the table in a minute.”
“I love you, too, Natsuo.”
Posted 2023 January 24
#todoroki natsuo#natsuo todoroki#todoroki natsuo x reader#natsuo todoroki x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader
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v-day is for all kinds of love - no. 1 dads & class 1a girls
Pairings: Best Dads & Class 1A Girls (feat. EraserMic)
Word Count: 900+
Warnings: no proofreading, 6 month gap between beginning and end of writing this
Did Valentine’s Day pass months ago? Yes. Do I care? No. Enjoy <3
Credit to the hotties on @echo-of-sounds discord server for holding my hands while I wrote this
The girls of 1A were acting suspicious again. Hushed giggles and whispers during breaks, huddled up close around Momo’s desk. Iida walked over once to talk to Ochako and they all but pounced on him to leave. He didn’t make that mistake again, staying far across the room with Izuku and Shouto.
Aizawa was far from blind, but wasn’t quite sure what they were up to. He had an idea, of course. The giggles and glances intensified around him and Hizashi most of all. Perhaps as the days of February trickled towards the 14th he ought to make sure the hoard of them didn’t try to trick the two of them into a date, which had happened a few years ago. Especially since he was already going to be going on a date with Hizashi that night.
Well, it is kind of entertaining to see his students dance around in hopes of getting the already-couple to go out. Hizashi thought it was hilarious and told he better not try to stop them in any way, shape, or form. So they waited.
Meanwhile, Toshinori was panicking over the girls’ shenanigans. The first time he noticed their giggling and not-so-furtive glances over at him, he thought something was wrong. His shirt was on correctly, there was nothing on his face, his fly wasn’t down. What were they laughing about? He was too nervous to ask them, so he checked himself repeatedly. He asked Izuku quietly if he had done something funny, but he was equally confused.
As Valentine’s Day grew closer, his nerves eased. The girls were all so sweet to him, so if they were indeed laughing and whispering at him, it would be some harmless inside joke. And maybe they weren’t even talking about him, he wasn’t the star of everyone else’s show. Maybe it was something else, and he was just anxious. His little smiles and waves to the girls were no longer forced. They were wonderful girls. He shouldn’t have expected something unkind from them.
He had forgotten his keys. Toshinori cursed himself and turned back to the faculty office. He had gotten all the way to the storage room before realizing his keys were on his desk. Two unbearably long hallways and a flight of stairs were a pain, but doing it twice and then three times was worse.
He allowed himself that awkward little jog once the halls had emptied, most everyone eating in the cafeteria or making trouble outside.
The faculty door slid open a little more forcefully than he intended, and his eyes bugged as 6 heads turned toward him with the expressions of raccoons caught in trash bins, hoping that if they are still enough you won’t see them.
Sitting on his, Hizashi’s, and Shota’s desks were colorful mugs and cards with a gaudy amount of glitter and stickers.
“Hi, Yagi-sensei,” they chorused, clearly embarrassed at being caught. Hagakure waved, pink glitter falling from her hands and sleeves, as she and the rest of the girls bolted from the room, no longer bothering to quiet their giggling.
Toshinori walked towards his desk and saw that next to his keys was a pretty, light blue mug, the words ‘No.1 Dad’ printed on the side.
He had seen that most of the other teachers had gotten some sort of gift from their homeroom students. Vlad was flaunting the open box holding his new tie on his desk for all to see. Nemuri sported a new barrette that she made a point of showing off to everyone she came across.
But since he didn’t have a homeroom class, he didn’t expect a gift, especially for Valentine’s Day of all days. Maybe his birthday, or some teacher or hero appreciation day.
A ring of glitter was left in the wake as he lifted the mug to examine its contents. Origami flowers, birds, and butterflies in colorful paper smiled up at him. Cute butterscotch candies and licorice sticks (which meant Midoriya must have been interrogated at some point) peeked out among the origami.
He lifted his head and stared up at the ceiling panels, blinking rapidly. The mug was pressed to his chest, hugged like he would the girls next he saw them.
“Thank you,” he whispered to the empty room.
“How about a horror movie?”
Shota squinted. “Why?”
“Keeps things interesting.” Mic played a series of chords on an invisible guitar. “Y’know Komi? My friend that plays bass? She never shuts up about horror movies. Tells me all about them, she’s given me lists of ones to watch. I’ve watched a few but they’re better with other people. Let’s watch one tonight.”
“Isn’t Halloween in October?”
“You’re so lame.”
The door to the faculty lounge slid open and Nemuri popped her head out with a grin.
“Guess what you two got?” she asked in a sing-songy voice.
“Papers to grade. Excuse us.”
“Presents? Aw, Nemuri you shouldn’t have.”
They both brushed past her, Mic practically floating to his desk. He stopped short and his eyes bugged out of his head.
Cards and bags of sour candies with stickers on them sat on his desk, leaned against a green mug reading ‘No. 1 Dad’.
Nemuri bounced over and threw her arms around Hizashi’s neck.
“Your students are so sweet, aren’t they?”
Shota’s thumb gently rubbed the words on his new mug. The corners of his eyes began that familiar tingling burning. He sniffed casually and put the mug down, avoiding Nemuri’s gaze.
“Yeah, they are.”
Posted 2022 June 28
#bnha fluff#aizawa shota#shota aizawa#yagi toshinori#toshinori yagi#yamada hizashi#hizashi yamada#eraserhead#present mic#all might#class 1a#no. 1 dads
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UNIMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: i am now going by rainy or ray instead of
rai as i have been addressed as “rye” (as in the grain) one too many times
(stupid meme below)
i.e.
has now become
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Posted 2022 June 28
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Hope you’re alright, it’s been a while since you posted anything, sending my best wishes
you are so sweet thank you for the check-up. I'm doing better and trying to coax myself back into writing, so we'll see how that goes. little rant below
tldr: university and the world kicking my ass + fuck SCOTUS
i took 17 credit hours last semester (which means approximately 17 hours of classes and 34 hours of homework/studying per week) and while i did fine and got good grades i had zero energy. now I've started working over the summer and slowly spiraling.
keeping up with the news is important for me as I try to navigate adult life and the "real world", but hearing about the war in Ukraine and the overturn of Roe v. Wade and all the other shit going on has been taking a toll on me.
i'm gonna try and get back into writing and interacting with my favorite writing discord to try and pull myself from my work, game, sleep cycle. no promises that my writing will be for this blog but I love you all and hope that you all are doing well or finding ways to cope. i send many kisses <3
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I noticed you haven't posted lately, hope everything's okay!
it's not :) but I'll live. thank you for your concern 💕
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yay!! thank you for tagging me, echo!! :3
Favorite Color: purple! specifically like a little duller shades like orchid or mauve
Last Song: mirrorball by Taylor Swift
Last Movie: The Hunt for Red October (1990) maybe 2 weeks ago?
Currently Reading: uh i haven’t read a book in a hot minute but i started Dune an age ago. but i have been doing visual novels which i will pretend count, which would be Obey Me and Tears of Themis :)
Currently Working On: nothing really. i kinda burnt myself out so ive just been relaxing with my games. but after playing of Tears of Themis i’ve done some random plotting of a murder mystery i probably won’t write and that’s really it
Sweet, Savory, or Spicy? Sweet! I can’t really do spicy that well...
i don’t really have friends on here quite yet but i think @katsuphilia and @lalaangeldust are pretty cool so i’ll tag them :D
Tag Game
I was tagged by the lovely @quizzikemen! Thank you, Zoé! 🤍
Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better or catch up with.
Favorite Color: Blue and olive green.
Last Song: -
Last Movie: -
Currently reading… I bought Chainsaw Man, but I haven’t started it yet!
Currently working on… Choso & Reader as well as my 500 follower event. Kento Nanami.
Sweet, savory or spicy? Sweet.
Tagging: @heich0e, @the-princess-button, @porcoqalliard, @damn-geto, @mrsackxrman, @pockcock, @leyyvi, @inarizahki and @bokutosdove. No obligation.
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Hey, hope ur having a nice day and just wanted to say I love ur writing :)
I wanted to request tsuyu x reader for your new year's event (where reader is the one proposing) I was thinking maybe a rooftop proposal? Like after a day of patrolling they just stop at a rooftop and it happens? I feel like that'd be a cute idea :D
im so sorry anon but for the life of me i couldnt come up with anything for this :( sorry about that
im so flattered you like my writing tho :) hopefully the next thing you request i will be able to do
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