some of y'all need to learn how to accept hospitality. stop assuming people are only offering to look after you out of twisted obligation that they don't actually want to do. when you assume that, you are often denying someone the opportunity to genuinely show a friend or stranger love. even if you don't really care about what they're offering, it's respectful of their desire to be kind to accept it anyways.

i had a bunch of girls i've never met over for a women's group. every single one of them denied my offer to make them tea (despite already making myself a mug anyways), get them water, a scone, etc.

i can tell when people refuse to let me be a good host because they "don't want to be a bother". like no!! please be a bother!!! i want to serve you and make you comfortable in my home!

not to be like "we live in a society" but really do live in a modern culture than emphasizes individualism to the point where people will reflexively deny any help or kindness from others for fear of treading on their independence. newsflash: dependence on each other is what makes a community. next time someone offers you kindness, accept it instead of making excuses for why you don't need it. otherwise you've robbed both yourself of being loved and someone else from showing love.

“platonic age gaps are problematic-“

are you guys really not friends with your parents? your siblings? your older and younger cousins? your professors and teachers and mentors? the regulars at the cafe twice your age? your motherfucking grandparents? open your eyes and your hearts to what a friend can be.

HEY YOU!

Yeah you!

Enjoyer of WWATTW and similar grooves and schmooves!

Listen to Liability Luke and their album Velveteen! Now!

They are a criminally underrated band and if you like Will Wood (especially Everything Is A Lot) then you will love Liability Luke! I mean, Chameleon sounds like it’s straight from EIAL and by itself Velveteen is still a very unique and great album even if you don’t like Will Wood.

No, this isn’t an advertisement, I just think they are really neat and deserve more attention. Now go and listen!

HI BOB!!!!

Google is it unhealthy to listen to Will wood 9½ hours a day?

Google how do I fix my brain rot?

Google how do I replace myself

#1 I like this idea

#2 I did not expect to just run into another will wood fan on a random post.

3# not just any will wood, normal album era will wood.

“why does that character have to be queer?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be trans?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be a poc?”

why not?

im straight up “against it” and by it haha well. lets justr say. the kitchen floor

Those were all quite good except the mechanisms, didn't like that very much. Check out "Saint" by "this way to the egress" very cool polka-ish cabaret song

I NEED TO KNOW WHICH BANDS YOU'RE AUTUSTICALLY OBSESSED ABOUT SO I HAVE MORE MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS I'LL GO FIRST WILL WOOD/AND THE TAME WORMS (+ I INTEND TO GET INTO EVERY WW RELATED THINGS LIKE CAMP HERE AND THERE JAMFACE THE STEREOSEXUALS WATCH THAT ONE MOVIE HE APPEARS IN + ALREADY LISTENS TO A VERBAL EQUINOX) LEMON DEMON OINGO BOINGO (AND DANNY ELFMAN IN GENERAL) DEVO TALLY HALL STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE SARAH AND THE SAFE WORD EMILY AUTUMN i also rlly like sopor aeternus and the B-52's but not in an autistic way i know a couple of the cog is dead songs but I either don't like or really really like their songs and i wanna know more abt vernian process cuz something wicked sounds SO GOOD OMG ANYWAY IF YOU KNOW ANY GOOD DARK CABARET/STEAMPUNK/THEATRICAL BANDS PLEASE TELL ME

OMG ITS AURELIO VOLTAIRE HIIIII AURELIO VOLTAIRE

I'm just a (really) obsessed person :]

"I get that I have tapeworms man it makes for a connotation that every one of these words has an edgy explanation" - will wood, on people assigning more meaning to his songs than there actually is

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The way you make these charts is always so funny, like the blood cum tears chart was good but this one somehow goes even harder.

okay so i saw your comment on the family guy post about being “fairly certain” it was legit but i was like???? no shot will is up there next to taylor swift the weeknd and beyoncé so i managed to find an actual screenshot and i think it’s supposed to be parachutes by coldplay, the lil cheese wedge is edited. i know this probably doesn’t matter to you but i got so curious gkdgkdg

God damnit Ive been bamboozled. Me when I spread misinformation on the Internet

(I'm sorry people)

NO NO IT FUCKING ISNT WHY WOULD IT BE

Marxism

marxism? Karl Marx?

this guy has facial hair. you know who else has facial hair?

that’s right. SIGMA WOOD (otherwise known as will wood)

marxism is obviously just a will wood reference.

IM SORRY THE WHAT

Marxism

marxism? Karl Marx?

this guy has facial hair. you know who else has facial hair?

that’s right. SIGMA WOOD (otherwise known as will wood)

marxism is obviously just a will wood reference.

Your music taste is mine good sir/ma'am/other, I like pretty much all of the listed bands including Sarah and the safe word and Emilie autumn, please feed me more

I NEED TO KNOW WHICH BANDS YOU'RE AUTUSTICALLY OBSESSED ABOUT SO I HAVE MORE MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS I'LL GO FIRST WILL WOOD/AND THE TAME WORMS (+ I INTEND TO GET INTO EVERY WW RELATED THINGS LIKE CAMP HERE AND THERE JAMFACE THE STEREOSEXUALS WATCH THAT ONE MOVIE HE APPEARS IN + ALREADY LISTENS TO A VERBAL EQUINOX) LEMON DEMON OINGO BOINGO (AND DANNY ELFMAN IN GENERAL) DEVO TALLY HALL STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE SARAH AND THE SAFE WORD EMILY AUTUMN i also rlly like sopor aeternus and the B-52's but not in an autistic way i know a couple of the cog is dead songs but I either don't like or really really like their songs and i wanna know more abt vernian process cuz something wicked sounds SO GOOD OMG ANYWAY IF YOU KNOW ANY GOOD DARK CABARET/STEAMPUNK/THEATRICAL BANDS PLEASE TELL ME

here's my hot take about my generation and people younger than me (I'm 22 years old)

The reason current teenagers and people in their really early 20s are conservative on accident and have such shitty takes on the internet is because our generation was much more sheltered than previous generations and because we were raised to be ok with orwellian servailence and that is 100% the fault of our parents, Reagan Era kidnapping panics, and the rise of technology all coming together to prevent us from doing the sketchy shit that sends parents into panic mode but which is also completely fundemental to childhood development. If your parents had even a crumb of money to their name and even a shred of free time they started tracking your phone as soon as it was possible to. I did not experience this because my parents are actively trying to live like it's the 1990s and still have not gotten cell phones of their own, and did not let me have one until I was 18 years old and it was no longer their choice, but literally over half of my friends in middle and high school had their phones tracked by their parents at some point or other, and we would occasionally find this out, not because their parents told them, but when we were trying to do the aforementioned sketchy shit and their parent's car would pull up. And I would, like a reasonable person after finding this out, encourage my friends to just leave their phones at home, and their response would be "What if I get kidnapped" or "My parents are just trying to keep me safe"

This in my estimation has lead to a combination of kids being terminally online because they do have internet access and are better at deleting search history than their parents think they are, but don't have the freedom to go out and do shit without their parents' knowledge or consent, so they have the most privacy from the people who control their lives while they're on the internet, and kids not having the real world experiences they should have, not knowing how to connect with other people irl, not feeling comfortable leaving the house because of the horror story lies their parents told them to make them ok with the surveillance they were inflicting on their kids. Kids these days are growing up in the fucking panopticon when they should be out in the woods playing with knives or stealing cigarettes from their older sibling and going out to an empty parking lot to smoke them or whatever and that shit is sticking with them into adulthood. Things that were "tee hee we could get in trouble isn't this so fun and daring" in the 1990s and 2000s have become in the 2010s and 2020s things that are "If I do that without texting my parents some sort of lie to excuse where my location is my parent's car will pull up and I will get grounded for the next two weeks."

Like even when I was 19 I had a 16 year old friend who would volunteer their time at a food shelf and that's how we knew each other. We would talk about dungeons and dragons together, and the game store was 4 blocks from the food shelf. One day we left the food shelf earlier than they had told their parents they would and they got punished for that. We were literally just going to look at dungeons and dragons miniatures and dice, which was self evident if you could see where we started and how far we walked and where too. I have to assume that this isn't uncommon. It's wrong, but it's not uncommon.