Ok sure, the whole, "omg vanilla ice is an extrenely obsessive bf and dio is just like, there" dionilla trope is okay, but I think it's so much funnier for vanilla ice to be some random homeless man dio picked up off the street because idk he was hot or smth
Bonus points if vanilla had his stand already and dio had no idea and just found out randomly. Like this random fucking dude off the streets happens to have one of the strongest stand ever, and he just doesn't know??
Like dio was about to use the stand arrow on him and vanilla is like, "??? What's that for" and dio tells him and vanilla is all like, " oh that, yea i have one." And Dios like, oh shit, really what is it, and vanilla proceeds to reveal the most terrifying eldritch horror looking thing ever, and is like, " yea this is cream he's my sleep paralysis demon."
And dio is confused with his feelings cause he's never felt love for anything but himself before and now this random schizophrenic homeless man ruined his life or whatever
@labratboygirl PAX . PAX LOOK . LOOKIT . PAX . I HAVE IT PAX . PAX . PAX I HAVE IT PAX
sorry if anything is cropped weirdly . shut up about it
HERES A RUN DOWN OF IT :::::
first two photos are the album sleeve ((front + back)) and the next two are the poster ((front + back))
both disc looked like their stained in blood ((:3333)) and one is completely red while the other has a transparent background
both discs have the middle as a telephone ((because why not??))
and both discs have encrypted messages ((that are lyrics)) + strings of numbers ((probably just ID’s for things)) in the center of the grooves ^_^ down below is what they say !!!!!! ((this is such a lemon demon thing to do omg I was FREAKING OUT when I saw them))
SIDE A - “Im half human and half machine”
SIDE B - “An endless age of untold nightmares will be nigh”
-constantly anxious who is 5 seconds away from a panic attack at all times
-obsessed with blood
-weird lesbian
-5 seconds away from beating the shit out of everyone
-the mascot
-the one who's actually drawn/written about 99% of the time