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dogdrums-blog · 5 years
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today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”
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inktober batch
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is there anything in the world better than a warm piece of bread with butter on it??? that was a rhetorical question no there’s literally nothing better. bread and butter stans make some noise!
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dogdrums-blog · 5 years
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why are wlw books so angsty and deep all the time like where is my casual wlw romcom or my fantasy lesbians, space bis and trans princesses like not every wlw has some lost love in some town in the middle of nowhere
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“If you are not attracted to an individual, because the individual has a trait, that’s okay”
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It’s finally fall [out boy]
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Ominous positivity
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dogdrums-blog · 5 years
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Figured I’d tell everyone- my name and gender marker change will be done Wednesday!! It took literal years of procrastination and executive dysfunction, but with the help of the Trans Name Change Project it’s finally done.
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Hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned. 
We never got to really see that moment she went from pain of abandonment to rage. I’d give my right leg to see that transition honestly. I feel like it’d be such a powerful scene, all those emotions, her overwhelming sense of despair and how it began to twist into a vindictive plan with murderous intent. 
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mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.
mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.
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Watch: Complaining about political correctness says more about you than it does others.
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Important to remember
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I LAUGHED SO HARD
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best trope!!!: two characters are undercover at a ball. they’re dressed up all fancy & a waltz starts playing & they dance together but they’re carefully analyzing the room & theorizing under their breaths the entire time. bonus points if they get separated & dance w different partners at some point & then shove through the crowd to get back to dancing w each other. MORE bonus points if one of them is wearing a fluffy dress & the other lifts them into the air
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i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
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i kno this is a #hot take but there is nothing wrong with having acne actually, and having imperfect skin in general is a normal thing that says nothing about your personal hygiene.
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so trump is coming to denmark
freaking sigh
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