hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside
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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn
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Everybody be on HIGH ALERT... …. ……this could be dangerous
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing
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this too shall pass
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making art is just like showering………can’t get up and do it, can’t stop when you’ve started. you want to crawl out of your skin if you don’t do it often enough. everything in the world is the exact same
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Tails really is out there doing god’s work, I’m sorry everyone but he should have the Sonadow CEO ‘s position above anyone else
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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My job on the commune is to trim each individual piece of grass with very tiny scissors.
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my local transit app has an unintelligible system where you pick an emoji instead of uploading a profile pic. and then it generates you a random flavor text name based on the emoji ??? anyway my name is scent of boog now
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
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