everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic
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y'ever get haunted by the fear you will never write anything as beautiful as the US Steel Pipe Works Slag Dump Youtube Comment cuz hoo boy i sure do:
shoutout to you, youtube user mrc109, wherever you may be today
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my flightless salamence has become quite accustomed to scuttling the fuck around. especially in parking lots. she reminds me of a wobbly golf cart with the bow of a sailing ship
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Anhinga
By: Doug Gruenau
From: Natural History Magazine
1984
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shrimp!!
shrimps are cool but i am not a shrimp.
when i shrimp over the table for too long, my back starts to hurt.
i stand up on my human legs and stretch my human body every hour.
sometimes i wish i was a shrimp.
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Holy fucking shit, pain is not a matter of fucking willpower. I'm not being fucking weak when I can't push through my fucking pain. Sometimes, I just fucking can't. I don't need to fucking "stick it out" or "keep fighting." When I say I want to give up it is not because I am not fucking trying hard enough. I am trying so fucking hard every fucking second of every fucking day. The fucking able-bodied assholes that say this shit have never been in actual pain a day in their fucking lives, and it is SO obvious. I think I don't want to talk to another able-bodied person for the rest of my entire life.
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Himalayan Monal (Lophophorus impejanus), male, family Phasianidae, northern India
Photograph by Ajit Hota
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its all about the jaws and the paws
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liking this game. I look like that. it helps my prey drive a lot, too. though i get so fidgety if I can't play it for a while. i love tracking deer and elk.
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WEST 🐇 (comm)
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Keep your hopes up! Somewhere south of Phoenix, January 2018.
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booo okay so upon further inspection the post was from 2 years ago and barely had interaction .. and it was a screenshot of one of my top posts (the cranky tail one) inside of a compilation. if you actually take 5% of the notes i got on that post it would just barely make up the amount of members in that subreddit (800). i also have more followers than that
not nearly as exciting as i thought but still pretty funny
Just wanted to let you know that you got posted in r/Othercwinge, a subreddit dedicated to harassing otherkin
OH SHIT!! it's my first time!!!! i always wanted to post 'i've literally never gotten hate or been posted on reddit the entire lifetime of this blog' but it FINALLY HAPPENED. oh well. idgaf. now i can say it happened though.
thank you to all of my friends and followers for helping me get here.. <3
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Just wanted to let you know that you got posted in r/Othercwinge, a subreddit dedicated to harassing otherkin
OH SHIT!! it's my first time!!!! i always wanted to post 'i've literally never gotten hate or been posted on reddit the entire lifetime of this blog' but it FINALLY HAPPENED. oh well. idgaf. now i can say it happened though.
thank you to all of my friends and followers for helping me get here.. <3
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