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decriminalize:
sex work
addiction
criminalize:
golf
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when that one early 2000's weird thriller-mystery show about a plane crash has me crying my eyes out, screaming out loud, jumping out of my seat, and violently reacting to small details every single epsiode without fail
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this is so fucking funny are you kidding me
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we understood each other completely. so did everyone watching. its like we were in love.
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three tickets for challengers pls
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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Beyoncé - AMERIICAN REQUIEM
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no no you don't get it MY fantasy of homesteading a depopulated wilderness is totally different bro this is leftism bro i swear
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love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on
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