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incredibly sorry for the devastating lack of dilves this week. the mod team has been going Through it. we will return to our regularly scheduled dilvening posthaste
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Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease
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good afternoon brethren
we were asked if this bracket accepts propaganda and it is a resounding yes. we wanna hear about ya dilves let's goooo
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Columbo ("just one more thing" dad) vs Kermit (rainbow connection dad)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"Solving murders, loving his wife, holding his dog"
"Frog"
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Data (android dad) vs Ethan Winters (mold dad)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"write poetry about his cat. paint with his bestie (bf imo) Geordi. build an offspring in a lab without telling anyone beforehand."
"I don't think he has a man cave. He devotes his free time to his wife and daughter because he loves them unreasonably much"
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Geralt of Rivia (netflix edition specific) vs Lan (sexy warder dad)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"brooding quietly"
"brooding. sharpening sword. thinking about his bestie moiraine"
#the witcher#the wheel of time#geralt of rivia#lan mandragoran#tumblr polls#tumblr brackets#dilf bracket
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Benjamin Sisko (cool star trek dad) vs Marcus Kane (cw grizzled man)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"Build an ancient spaceship, make some jambalaya"
"committing war crimes"
#star trek deep space nine#the 100#benjamin sisko#marcus kane#tumblr polls#tumblr brackets#dilf bracket
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Scrungly Detective Barbie
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PIRATE SHOWDOWN!!!
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"Probs torture ngl"
"dispute the latest pamphlet by Olympe de Gouges with his boyfriend and girlfriend and then have a threesome"
#our flag means death#black sails#izzy hands#james flint#tumblr bracket#tumblr polls#dilf bracket#mod note: i don't watch either of these shows and don't know any fandom lore but i'm told it's devastating in there godspeed
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Ted Lasso (coach dad) vs Hershel Layton (professor top hat)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"blasting phil collins and grilling some kansas style ribs"
"He would just sit and solve puzzles. Man just likes his puzzles. Just staring at the ceiling thinking of this maths problem based off this one weird shaped piece of wood he can see up there"
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Din Djarin (space pedro) vs Jim Hopper (80s dad)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"crack a beer open and play ping pong woth his small son"
"do an oil change?"
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Carlisle Cullen (sparkly vampire dad) vs Piotr Rasputin/Colossus (hell yeah metal man)
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"carlisle wouldn't step foot in the garage, that's rosalie's territory and she'd kill him if he overstepped. he sticks to rereading gray's anatomy for the millionth time"
"I think he would prefer to have a catch, but if he has to do a man cave activity, he feels like a tinkering with old radios kind of guy"
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Waymond Wang (supportive universal jumping dad) vs The Mako (truck that doesn't ask for directions)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"i feel like he has dozens of secret hobbies. knitting, fishing, building all sorts of objects out of matches, collecting all types of objects, painting cars, etc"
"getting set on fire"
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Norman (pokemon gym dad) vs Siegfried Farnham (beloved vet man)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"cheat on his wife with nurse joy (allegedly), and probably train his sloths to beat up punkass trainers who challenge his gym"
"Woodwork. While having a lengthy discussion with his pet rat about something that’s on his mind. Although he’s more of an outdoorsy man - imagine long walks around the Yorkshire dales."
#pokemon#pokemon advanced generation#all creatures great and small#norman#siegfried farnham#tumblr polls#dilf bracket
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Rock Lee (springtime of youth dad) vs Jean Valjean (local bread thief)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"doing 3000 pushups and absolutely demolishing some hot curry"
"lift heavy carts to save old men"
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Chris Argent (mtv werewolves dad) vs Octodad (sexy cephalopod dad)
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"cleans his guns and puts his feelings in a box so he can pretend he doesn't have them (he has a lot of them)"
"trying not to be turned into takoyaki"
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