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dieuwt · 8 hours
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dieuwt · 5 days
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i talked to one cute girl and i'm fucking exhausted how do people do this shit
all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store
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dieuwt · 5 days
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just made a 220 AUD pointless purchase and now I feel like I should starve for a week to make up for it
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dieuwt · 8 days
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guess whos no longer a virgin
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MANLY WORMHOLE, MANLY BEACH, NSW, AUSTRALIA
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dieuwt · 11 days
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GET OFF MY FEED YOU MEDDLING KIDS!
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:0
:'D
OK!!!
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dieuwt · 14 days
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dieuwt · 14 days
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when you beat Verdant Leaf without selling a Joker
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dieuwt · 15 days
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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dieuwt · 16 days
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mf never even heard of acespace
I wish there was a dating app/site that focused on people on the aroace spectrum.
Like, not a full-on dating app.
Just somewhere where it'd be normal for me to come on and say "Hey, I'm demi-aroace, so I don't like you like that right away, but I'd love to meet new friends, and have a chance to develop deeper feelings while the other side is aware that it's a possibility and something I'm looking for!"
Somewhere for other aspec people to come to look for platonic/queer-platonic life partners.
Somewhere where it wouldn't be weird to look for purely platonic relationships with sex and relationships that are romantic but without the sexual aspect.
Somewhere where being open about being queer (with a focus on the aroace spectrum), being disabled, or any other thing that isn't "normal" and accepted in the typical dating pool, y'know?
Maybe we should all go back to making and being active in forums so it wouldn't be tied to someone having to work for hours to create a functional and marketable app :/
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dieuwt · 17 days
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FINALLY got my first gold stake win. 14 to go
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dieuwt · 17 days
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i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first
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dieuwt · 29 days
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Do you think your weakness would be fire, ice, or electricity?
Also, when are you outside?
Hi I'm a lich ask me questions
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dieuwt · 1 month
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i need to keep my dash clean i need to keep my dash clean i need to keep my dash clean i need to keep my dash clean i need to keep my dash clean i need to keep my dash clean i need to keep my dash clean i need to keep my dash clean i need to keep my dash clean i need to keep my dash clean i need to keep my dash clean i n
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dieuwt · 1 month
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o no! the liberal and capitalist are fighting!
o- oh. they're. good heavens. it can't be
damn thats twice today my posts have been intercepted by opposing political factions (there was some hyperborea guy on the spongebob post earlier) i need to get more targeted content
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dieuwt · 1 month
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okay fine but what the hell is a SUPER BOOP then???
edit: boop
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dieuwt · 1 month
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isnt that the crow from Rhythm Heaven Fever
most notable times of being hit on by customers:
guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that
cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”
military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat
most notable time a customer did not ask me out:
a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”
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dieuwt · 1 month
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