dietrichs-fanclub
i love dietrich hertz
im oliver or noll (he/him). 25. i enjoy gardening and photography and LOBSTERS. and dietrich. living my worst life in michigan. lob bless
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I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly
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made some daisies out of thread (pattern)
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GAKE NO UE NO PONYO (2008)
dir. Miyazaki Hayao
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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me
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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see
#me when i see confetti released an album two days ago and i didnt know theyd made new music since 2021#what do u MEAN there were SINGLES
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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever
#random is random forever#hearing him called zach or zachary does psychic damage#god one time we were on call n his sister knocked on the door for forever n he couldnt hear bc headphones but I COULD HEAR bc mic#and shes like. zach! zach! open up#i told him his sister was claling him it was so mcuh . it was such a weird moment#i think i said hi to his mom once too#a lot happens when u talk for 4-8hrs a night like 4 days a week doesnt it#my spouse only knows him as random n asks abt him soemtimes lmao#omg they get to meet this fall this is so exciting#i think theyd get along#very similar people#sorry i got sidetracked
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childhood memories 🧵🍪
★ twitter | ko-fi | ig | prints ★
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i mean this in an entirely platonic, slightly powerhungry way, but i love when people call me the friendly "boss." like "you got is boss" or "whatever ya say, boss." it's so fun. like we're in the worlds shittiest cartoon mafia
#me but when my coworker called me stud. why did he do that.#i promptly called him coach#he invited me to his wedding which is cool#his wedding is on my birthday :)
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Fangs In Your Neck Friday. how we feeling this evening
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🚨 ATTENTION ALL FREAKS AND CRYPTIDS!! 🚨
"Creature Feature" by our in-show band, Sesamoid, is OUT NOW! It's our first character-focused track, please give it a listen and spread the word! 🖤
STREAMING NOW on Spotify & Apple Music!! 👇
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kiwis fav time of day?
mid afternoon :)
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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”
me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶
#generally 80 but sometimes higher if the wind is bad#it gets p windy up here which makes me cold#basically if it feels like 75-80 its prob fine even if its hotter#our apt is kept at 75 all yr and i find it cold#but also im p good w the cold#today it was 50 and i had my ac in the car on bc when i roleld the window down i was like damn its too hot for that........................
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hey man
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Hi guys! So as you may or may not know, my mother has been hit with a very large vet bill she cannot afford to pay for.
My comic is launching next month, but to try and help raise funds towards this bill I've decided to open up preorders for the PDF ahead of time! You can check that out here:
If you're not interested in the comic but still want to help out, we've got a gofundme set up here:
And if you can't purchase or donate, reblogs would be greatly appreciated—either this post or the post where I explain the situation in more detail. Thank you! ❤
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i think he would but in the worst way possible
sometimes i see a hot goth and im like wow dietrich could be real. no he couldn't
this is how i feel whenever i see ppl who look like him. but if he was real i dont think the world would survive
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