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my favorite comment on the emoji movie trailer so far
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date me even if you’re like a 10 and I’m like a 0.546
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WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE
The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.
Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.
SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.
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me: *does Toxic by Britney Spears using armpit farts*
prosecutor *interrupting me*: objection ,your honor He isnt answering the question
judge: objection overruled. This is great , keep going
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me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic
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im still genuinely shocked every time i hear the cake baking song from lazytown and it DOESNT have lil jon in it
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