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dibmembraneswife · 3 months
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dude i love aliens but why is it my only trait now
irl anyone says my name and they’re like ooohh alien girl CALM DOWN
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dibmembraneswife · 6 months
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SO UM IVE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKING MY IZ HEADCANONS
so uhhh if u want to request something in particular hahahahahaha don’t be afraid to ahahhahaha ask *tugs on shirt collar* *sweats*
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dibmembraneswife · 10 months
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road trip°.☆
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dibmembraneswife · 10 months
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𖦹⭒°。 invader zim date headcannons !
*ੈ✩ 🛸 ‧₊˚ zim
definitely asks gir for advice
ends up inviting you to his base
gir puts on a mustache to camouflage himself and pretends to be a waiter ‘BONJOUR CHICA!!’ ‘gir.. those are two different languages..’
you are served silly food with soap and other weird objects
zim would awkwardly glance at you and tap on the table ‘.. uh.. nice weather today, eh?’ *its storming*
he tries REALLY hard.
but in the end, even if you didn’t eat gir’s nauseating soap food, you still bonded with the alien boyo! good job!
₊ ⊹ 🔭 へ(^^へ)~ dib
he probably watches some cheesy romantic movies for reference
‘well, if in lady and the tram-‘ ‘SHUT UP, DIB!!’
less awkward than zim
he takes you out because he wanted to impress you, buying you the most expensive things on the menu
when you tell him that a simple hangout at his home could’ve been enough he dies inside
blushes a lot
very gentle and polite, agreed on a second date. maybe next time.. you were buying XP.
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dibmembraneswife · 1 year
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