sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

I relate to the 9-1-1 writers the most when they're like we want to put our blorbos in situations but we don't care about the situations outside of how they affect our blorbos.

Like, I can hear the writing voices being inspired.

It'd be awesome if Chris and Buck got lost in a tsunami. It would take LA years to recover from that. The city would be devastated! No, everything is fine once Buck and Chris are safe.

Oh, put them all in a city-wide blackout! How will it happen? I don't care. Will we catch who did it? We will not.

Bobby and Athena's cruise ship is blown up by terrorists! Why would they do that? Uh ... crypto??? Do we catch the terrorists? We do not! They get away, but Bobby and Athena have DRAMA!

9-1-1 7x06

Ryan really said I will be shirtless in every episode this season and this is non-negotiable and he's so real for that

OP's username really says all you need to know on this one

I can not stress this enough BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE DATING PEOPLE

The manchurian catholic getting stripped of his straightness on the cross

not a parallel i expected but one i’m happy to accept

Okay actual legit theory time for the bachelor party.

I think the boys all go to a karaoke bar and that's supposed to be the whole party but judging by the way Buck and Eddie are the center of attention from all these strangers I think they must do something noteworthy. I'm theorizing that something firefightery happens while they're just a little drunk, like they heimlich someone at the bar who is choking or they put out a small fire and it turns out they saved a bachelorette party or some celebrity's party and get hailed as heroes and invited to a way bigger party and it gets around that they're firefighters but people don't think they're actual firefighters they think they're strippers, cause let's get real that's how Eddie at least is being treated, but they're having fun and just go with it and ... honestly I don't know what happens to Chimney! Where are you man???

Shoutout to this buddie shipper in the background who is rooting for them.

oh we are gonna be EATING

To the women literally tearing Eddie's shirt off him ... respect and thank you for your service.

Tommy: What if instead of going on a super high-pressure date to your sister’s wedding together I just go to Chim’s bachelor party with you?

Buck: Sorry, I’m already going with Eddie.

Tommy: ?

Buck: Not like a date. We’re just going in a couple’s costume.

Tommy: ???

Buck: We bought matching suits, like bros do.

Tommy: Bros don’t …

Buck: One of them’s pink.

Tommy: Is the pink one yours???

Buck: It is not.

Tommy: ?????????????

I love when you can just FEEL that an episode will have miles and miles of fanfiction before it even airs

I’m pinballing back and forth between “Buck and Eddie are fucking idiots who get blackout drunk and lose Chimney somewhere stupid” and “they all get drugged and it’s kind of fucked up actually” and I hate that with 911 they’re equally likely to happen.

me: buck was attracted to eddie in 2x01 and he didn’t know what to do with that feeling

oliver: buck was attracted to eddie in 2x01 and he didn’t know what to do with that feeling

me:

Chim is missing, Maddie goes off to find him like a boss, Buck and Eddie look at all the people waiting outside

Buck: They're expecting a wedding

Eddie *straightening that tiny bit of collar and grabbing Buck's hand*: Let's give them one.

one thing that i think really proves we only see eddie through buck's pov in this ep is that it's the first time basically ever???? we've seen eddie more or less ignore buck???? like, eddie. the same eddie who is so attentive and so attuned to buck's every goddamn micro expression that he knows what's wrong with buck even before buck does sometimes. the same eddie who has a laundry list of lines across multiple seasons that highlight the way he always know what buck is thinking and feeling. and tommy even confirms that at the end of the ep when buck asks if eddie's mad and instead he says that eddie feels bad bc he knows why buck is upset, bc he knows better than anyone about buck's abandonment issues and his possessiveness over his family. the reason it looks like eddie is ignoring buck is buck feels like eddie's ignoring him and honestly it is So Interesting to get that insight into buck's head

If this is about actual couch theory I will combust more spectacularly than the couch pictured above.

New Oliver interview dropping tomorrow morning.