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apparently my Tav naturally went to Astarion instead because he gave me the whole 'my manipulations failed, now I have feelings for u' confession and now we can kiss. Gale is big mad at me. He's so short with me instead of his usual "what can I do for you :)?" happy tone when i try to talk to him i feel SO bad
#dew rambles#Count Twinkula strikes again#its even funnier because apparently astarion is the 'hardest' to romance yet i got him anyways while trying to fucking romance GALE#astarions approval of me is like medium or some shit WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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Hi there! Just saw your requests open again- do you still do matchups / ships? :)
matchups were exhausting tbh BUT i'll consider doing a few here and there, just to knock the rust off my writing fingers !
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trying to romance gale but astarion is calling me all sorts of sweet nicknames :(
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the Companions questline in Skyrim is incredibly dull BUT i made up for my wasted time by taking the Wuuthrad axe after becoming the Harbringer, asking that Njada cunt to follow me, and then sacrificing her to the frost troll on my way up to High Hrothgar.
#dew rambles#literally so rude when i first joined#then kissing my ass when i became Harbringer#nuh uhhhh
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i hate playing bg3 as someone who has the IQ of a neanderthal. i know this game can easily be picked up by someone who's never touched dnd in their life BUT goddamn I'm so lost and confused.
i'm on my FIFTH restart. my last play i made it to the underdark but apparently I missed something (or several things) before going because I was so weak and got flattened by those fucking druegars.
I'm trying to stay committed to this play (Durge tiefling druid) and consulting reddit quest checklists like they're the ten commandments before I even THINK about touching the creche or the underdark again.
#dew rambles#i think i'm just legit too stupid for this game#i've never struggled this much#and it's not even that fucking hard?#i dunno what my issue is#i know it's like crucial to dnd culture but can i just say i hate the turn based combat and the concept of spell slots#i don't hate the game#i'm actually having fun (sometimes) i'm just frustrated because i keep getting folded like clean laundry in every fight#poor gale especially#i got to fuck lae'zel though so i guess i'm not doing so bad
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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower
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Alrighty! Here goes. I saw that you write for r6siege. If it's okay, may I please request; Ash, Kali, and Ela, with a civilian s/o who creates dolls for a living? Plush dolls, porcelain, wooden, Annabelle, you name it.
apologies if this is bad, i literally never write for fem characters. skill issue (i am gay)
Ash:
lowkey into it? I can see her appreciating crafts/crafty people of any kind. It's relaxing and fascinating in equal parts to watch you do your thing in your little work area with skilled and practiced hands, hardly a hitch in your getalong. she also just has a thing for your hands.
Kali:
look, she's rich. whatever supplies you need, or even if you want to add a doll from someone/somewhere else into your own personal collection, don't even worry about the price tag. she's already opening her wallet.
Ela:
have you seen her elite??? if anyone appreciates creativity and unorthodox things, then it's Ela. definitely the most hands-on involved in your craft if you let her be, giving color scheme suggestions or helping you come up with lil outfits for the dolls.
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Hello! I love your works, do you still do writing requests?
yea, i just recently opened them again! request away :)
#dew rambles#inbox has been dryer than the sahara since i did but that's expected#ive risen from the dead after like a year or smthn idk#lost count
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y’all have got to start tagging things properly for fics. Tumblr’s system won’t ever be as good as AO3’s but we can help make it better by using good tagging etiquette. so here’s some tips/reminders for tagging from someone who’s been here for 15 years:
only tag the characters with a significant role in the fic. if your fic is about Alexios and Kassandra does not appear in it or doesn’t have a speaking part, then it should not get tagged as ‘kassandra’ or any kassandra related tag.
related to the above: if your fic is for ‘jon snow x reader’ then don’t add other ‘character x reader’ tags to it, unless the reader is actually being paired with another character too. it’s exhausting to go to a tag then have to scroll for five minutes to even find a relevant fic.
an OC is not the same thing as a reader. if your fic is for an OC then use ‘character x oc.’ it’s literally that simple.
tagging a fic as reader and then having it be about two canon characters or a canon ship is not a reader fic. if I wanted jonsa or jonerys fics I would search for them with their respective tags. they do not belong in a ‘x reader’ tag.
and on a related note, please for the love of all things use “read more” cuts. the fic info (title, pairing, rating, etc) and maybe 2–3 paragraphs then the cut is more than enough. I promise not using a read more and having to scroll endlessly makes me less likely to ever read your fic. and if your excuse is that you’re on mobile, here’s how you add a read more cut: type ‘:readmore:’ on a new line where you want the cut to be then hit enter/return. easy as that.
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Imagine The Entity banned survivors having anything better than flashlights/flashbangs/pallets because she realized they'd probably fucking mob the killers during trials. She uses her stupid spidey-bs magic to prevent them from grabbing a fallen hook and just decking someone like Frank or Danny (especially Danny) in the skull with it.
Let's face it- we've all thought about it. The Entity's realm is literally a 1v4, but somehow nobody gets the idea to just pick up one of the various sharp or broken objects lying around and start whacking some psychos?
Nah.
I can easily see Bill or David being the first to try fighting with their fists, but unfortunately The Entity uses said bs-magic to buff the killers so they barely flinch and it only pisses them off.
But then they see the hook falls when a survivor is sacrificed, or the planks shatter into smaller, sharper sticks when a pallet is broken. All hell breaks loose.
Imagine the fucking surprise when someone from The Legion is interrupted mid-Frenzy because they got clotheslined by a fallen hook attached to its rope, stretched across a doorway at neck height. Frank left gasping for air on the ground while Meg mercilessly teabags him.
Imagine Ghostface being chased off from his usual routine of creeping around by David and Jake armed with sharpened sticks from the pallets. He actually gets nailed with one and is equally surprised and offended that he still can bleed.
It becomes such a problem that Tne Entity, an eldritch horror beyond comprehension, has to intervene because her pawns in her weird and sick sacrificial game are acting up in unexpected, unanticipated ways and physically wounding her magically buffed psychopaths.
#dew rambles#dead by daylight#dbd#the thought makes me giggle#cause like#in a realistic situation you're probably going to want to defend yourself#rightfully#but the entity steps in and is like 'nuh uh'#imagine taking one of those toolboxes and just walloping them upside the head
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Who and What I Write for 2, The Electric Boogaloo
Fandoms;
Dead by Daylight
AC: Valhalla
Rainbow Six Siege
Hell on Wheels
Baldurs Gate 3
What I WILL Do;
Fluff, mild smut, headcannons, etc. Essentially your generic tumblr fandom author starterpack.
I will do violence and things that feature gore because some (all) of these games have some level of violence and graphic content so it's unavoidable. But I'm not gonna go into excruciating detail.
MALE characters only, with a few exceptions. Like mommy Karlach. And The Huntress from DBD. Our muscular queens <3
What I WON'T Do;
Those kinks. You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones that literally fucking nobody writes for (shit and piss, for those of you that are dense). Also just generally horrendous shit like pedophilia, rape, etc.
Yandere stuff is also banned. Yandere content, for some bizarre reason, has a lot of minors that are fans of it, and I'd rather keep crusty little kids off my blog. Off with ye, vile rats.
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Finally got access to a console again and have been catching up on all my shizz. DBD, R6S, AC: Valhalla, and the likes.
SO.
I SUPPOSE I'll open reqs back up again, since I've got some motivation to write (and hopefully better skills? who knows.)
But whether or not I'll get to them all will be left to the gods to decide (the voices of Laziness and Procrastination in my head).
Anyways. Go crazy.
#dew rambles#i changed my name again#dew/dewdrop is a pretty name#yes i stole it#product of being unoriginal#requests open#assassins creed#dead by daylight#rainbow six x reader#bg3 x reader#why is tagging so embarassing#feels like shaking a cup and asking for change
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Honestly it's fine to be sex obsessed. It's fine to rail your own ass once a day. It's fine to be ace. It's fine to not want sex even mentioned. It's fine to be kinky. It's fine to want gross or dangerous or unethical things to happen to you. It's fine to be vanilla. Do what you want. I'm tired of everyone nitpicking eachother. Go outside. Take a nap. Have a snack.
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literally everybody at the minute im so worried hes gone 😥
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