HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY EVERYBODY

When my mom keeps pressuring me to have kids already

When you with bae and remember los frijoles

THE CLAPBACK

A true feminist icon

When your friend throws shade but you ready

Prof: okay class today is optional but

Me: 

Sharing your holiday wish list like

When you a bilingual bitch but your friend is not

How to shut down your rightfully jealous husband 101

When you got somewhere to be but you gotta take care of business first

Latina moms be like

When you loan someone money and they take too long to pay you back

When your sugar daddy’s on to you

When they leave before you can think of a comeback

my skills include working 12hr shifts and going home to create Rubi gifs

When you done with all dem fake ass bitches at your party

When you marry your dique “best friend”s fiancé and convince him to buy a hotel so you can throw a lavish costume party where you invite all your former classmates who constantly dragged you for being poor and you come to the party in a flawless costume and reveal yourself as the host so you can see their reactions to the ultimate glo up