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bitch whats wrong with you
you might want to sit down for this
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obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
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Broke:
Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.
Woke:
Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.
So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.
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Tumblr wouldn't let me leave the site until I reblogged something wtf is up with that
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Bucky: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.
Pre-Serum Steve: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Buck. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
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Meow’s it going?
I almost hit my head laughing at this lol
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Some naysayers claim I make the same 5 jokes over and over again, they are correct and incorrect. There are only 7 jokes in the world, all rehashed - pulled apart and pieced together in different orders in a never-ending cycle of communal incognizance. You want new jokes? Then die and hope to be born on some alien planet where emotions and experiences transcend our own earthly limitations. Otherwise, be happy with your 'new' memes, those that are just vain angles of the same ancient script. You all worship the same God.
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this kid has been following me around at school and making me uncomfortable permission to punch
NO. I give you permission to tell them to stop. If they refuse... permission to punch granted
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So whats up guys
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somewhere, i hope there is a pregnant person preparing to do a pregnancy reveal on the objectively funniest day of the year to do that
#Put it in my will that even if I die in June#the funeral can't be held until April 1st#it's revealed with fireworks#and maybe one of those airplanes that writes stuff in the sky or smth#everyone thinks its a joke until they see the bloated body#Im doing it because no one ever takes me seriously
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Meow’s it going?
I almost hit my head laughing at this lol
#its goin good#have this big ass test soon tho#and it's not even worth anything we need to do it so they can check them system
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You know what? Fuck it.
The amount of notes that this post gets by the end of April is the amount of words I'll write for one of my books.
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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