houston we have a problem
some weird ass cat got inside
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Lung cancer boosting
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sorry guys Currently very In Love with these two as Fems
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crocodiles can bite with a force of 3700 psi-- for comparison, a human has a bite force of about 175 psi. crocodiles have more than enough strength to bite through steel. how does your metal jaw compare?
"Hrmm... Pretty strong, I think."
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Deimos🖤
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Deimos: i tried to send my stressed boyfriend a supportive message about how smart and talented he is but my idiot fingers only typed “you’re snart” before pressing send.
Sanford, cry laughing: It worked ! Im not stressed anymore
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Deimos: gay as hell for a man to be a surgeon. why your hands inside another man?
Sanford: Oh youre tryina save his life ? Because you love him ?
2BDamned: Can you two PLEASE let me work?
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Unstoppable Nevadan Champion!
Reblogs are appreciated <3
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I should make a separate account for my art.... But I don't want to😹😎
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i like to call this queerbait, except its just two gay people baiting each other for a prank
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“I SHALL BE THE INSTRUMENT OF ARMAGEDDON.
IT HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAD.
THE END HAS BEGUN.”
Reblogs are incredibly appreciated <3
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[ Haha funny ]
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jumping into a new year!!!
i'm totally not late...
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I feel like Jeb and Hof are two different “I could be doing something else right now” at meetings. Jeb could’ve doing work or just relaxing or something else. Hof wants to set off a canon of glitter into Phobos’s face if he has to stay there any longer.
they're both smart enough to choose restraint, and also the farthest seats at the table
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there is one interpretation of Hofnarr that lives in my brain, and it's this
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