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Random question, how come Goldie's form is that of a small child if he died in the womb? And if his spirit/soul aged, how come he's not the same age as John? Was there something that happened that stopped his aging, or is that just how John sees him?

Other than me following how Goldie/Golden Boy looks like in his first appearance in Hellblazer (though I aged him down a bit), I imagine that John perceives Goldie as someone growing with him but as John quickly loses his childhood innocence, Goldie stops growing.

In his teen years John tries stubbornly to be independent, out of survivor's guilt that he's growing up while his brother can't.

They stick together. I like to think of Goldie as the one spirit out of Constantine's ghost crew who doesn't hate or blame him for their death. John still feels awful about it because of course.

I do enjoy reading people's interpretations of Goldie's age being a reflection of how John remembers and grieves him. That's sweet.

#I love this

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definitelydoubting · 4 days

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I genuinely do love Nat and Noah very much but I miss chaz

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definitelydoubting · 26 days

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#SOMEONE BOOP ME

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definitelydoubting · 1 month

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Do you happen to have a muppet chas chandler.

this ask made me realise I didn't, so I had to remedy that

#Tom and Jerry vibes #this made me laugh out loud thank you

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definitelydoubting · 1 month

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comics!john talking about chas has the energy of those tiktok posts that are like, "might not be the girl guy you marry, but I'II damn sure be the girl guy you'll think about in 10 years when you're sitting on the couch next to your vanilla ass stay at home wife wondering if l ever got my drinking problem under control."

#thank whatever questionable entity John is a boomer and not gen z #the toxic TikToks would be tercherous #he’s already treacherous actually

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definitelydoubting · 2 months

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definitelydoubting · 2 months

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I love ninetales John so much and now I'm curious which pokemon do you think Chas would be?

Don't think he could be anything but THE taxi pokemon

#i dont know shit about pokemon #but this is perfect #made a demonic grin split upon my face perfect

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definitelydoubting · 2 months

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some old sketches of Chas and John...

#MY BOYSSSS

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definitelydoubting · 3 months

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why are post-Hellblazer canons so determined to give john a sword, please be serious, he's not going to know what to do with that

#I’m not convinced he would even be able to lift it

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definitelydoubting · 3 months

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Things the John Constantine movie should have

- John with a thick Scouse accent (if I don’t need to turn on subtitles to understand him ITS NOT MY BOY)

- A hard R rating

- Lots of blood and guts

- S C A R Y dear god let it be a horror movie not an action movie Constantine isn’t a superhero

- John’s blue suit

- a scene where he’s hallucinating that’s partially animated

- BLUE SUIT

- The Newcastle Occurence

- I think it would be really cool if the style sort of mimicked the really distinctive art of early Hellblazer. Really colorful and stark and visceral. Like the idea that edgy movie = muted color palette is very silly and I think making this movie colorful would really set it apart

- the soundtrack must include, at minimum, The Jam, The Clash, The Pogues

- British working class director. Please. I Beg.

- let him smoke

- let him be bisexual

- single earring

#I SECOND THIS #the subtitles part so real

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definitelydoubting · 3 months

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idk if john will ever realize just how many times his big sister has had to mourn him because his idiot ass showed up on her doorstep to say a "final goodbye" and then just dropped off the grid for months afterwards. figure out the cell phone thing, man.

#I love Cheryl #give Cheryl more attention my girl goes THROUGH it

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definitelydoubting · 3 months

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