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HELP HAVE YOU SEEN THE POST WHERE BILLIE SAYS SHE LIKES TO MASTYEJRBYBATE IN FRONT OF A MIRRORR IM CRYING
I mean it makes her feel good about herself so hell yeah
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moaning out wednesday is weird (for me because I keep forgetting that it's wens-day and not wed-nes-day)
HELP SHE HAS SUCH AN AWKWARD NAME
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OH MY GOD I JUST HEARD THIS
She’s talking about me by the way
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Egg did NOT but doc martens!!! Blocked
Egg is at Dr. Martens!
He has bought some shoes! and he is on his way to wherever he may find himself!
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Heh I don’t know if you done this one but
G!P Jenna’s characters when reader asks “love. Can I suck you off hard while my friend watches?…..she kinda gets off to girl on girl action”
Wait a minute
Vada:
She agreed to do it and she was super enthusiastic about it but she got too nervous to actually strip when the time came
Tara:
“Fuck no”
Wednesday:
Don’t even bother asking
Cairo:
She doesn’t care about being seen like that in front of other people too much. She really has no shame. So she just calmly agreed with the idea and went through with it.
Phoebe:
She may be a bad girl and do some bad things and do them all for fun but she is not doing that shit
Camila:
She would do it but only with a lot of convincing.
Lorraine:
Honestly she wouldn’t mind because that’s kind of what she does for a living
#eggsub thoughts#ask#vada cavell x reader#jenna ortega x reader#lorraine day x reader#wednesday addams x reader#camila montes x reader#phoebe atwell x reader#cairo sweet x reader
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WHAT THE FUCK
The mothership reposted me
I must return home @archive-of-our-eggs
@deep-fried-egg look, you made it to the egg page 😭
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Vada cavell is literally the most subby bottom g!p I have ever seen she so whimpers and whines no one can tell me otherwise I’ll fight anyone who disagrees she’s my bottom women
This is true! I don’t think I can disagree either any of this because she does whine and she does whimper lol
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accepting requests ✨
hello everyone! send me a sfw or nsfw gif, and i'll write a blurb about it (could be sam / wanda / kate / natasha, etc)
<3
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We've seen g!p Jenna characters, but how do they feel about a g!p reader?? I must know. Please.
I DON’T WRITE G!P READER IM SO SORRY.
There are a few creators that do though!
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Can we get a HCs for g!p Lorraine w a small dick
Sure guys
Lorraine was always insecure about how small she is.
Since she’s in the industry, all she’s ever heard is that big dicks are better… and she just didn’t have that.
Not to mention when she was in a film it was always one of those “small dick humiliation” ones.
She wasn’t going to complain though. It brought home money.
When she started dating you she was way too scared to have sex since it was a lot different than porn
She was so scared that the second you saw her size you would leave her or something.
She knew it was irrational but she couldn’t help it.
She always stopped you right before you got to fucking… it made her too nervous.
One day she was feeling brave though…
And she let you take her boxers off.
When you saw it you didn’t care which was a relief.
She really appreciated that.
#eggsub thoughts#ask#lorraine day x reader#jenna ortega x reader#I have so many characters I want to write for#send in requests
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Jenna Ortega characters and what they do when you are in the shower with them 😘
Vada:
You already KNOW what she does. She begs and begs for you to just touch her until you do.
Tara:
6/10 it’s just a normal shower to save water. + after the attacks her hand didn’t quite work right so she needed a little help with washing herself.
Wednesday:
You are NOT showering with her
Camila:
Well… when you were locked up with her she had to shower with you anyway. You weren’t allowed to do anything since there were other people… sad.
Cairo:
She just wants to save water. Barely anything ever happens when you shower together, unless there’s a bigger reason.
Lorraine:
Maybe some kisses here and there… maybe a little touching. Nothing much.
Phoebe:
Are you serious? You’re ABSOLUTELY fucking in there.
#eggsub thoughts#ask#vada cavell x reader#jenna ortega x reader#lorraine day x reader#wednesday addams x reader#camila montes x reader#phoebe atwell x reader#cairo sweet x reader
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going feral over camila and lorraine rn they're so cutie patooties...
Ugh I love Lorraine she’s my shmoopie
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