🌈🌈🌈Dylan // 23 // Bi // 🇨🇦 Currently getting my ass kicked by engineering
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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that
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that clip of the blues clues guy saying during the process of being hired to be on the show the kids were shown a "conventionally attractive" guys clip and his clip to some kids and they enjoyed him bc he looked like someone who would actually need help is how i feel about the main guy from that show the bear
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as summer approaches please keep those of us who work in tourist towns in your thoughts and prayers
#i no longer work there anymore god bless#tourist town workers are the strongest beings alive#id even say particularly ones that get a lot of cross border visitations
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When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead
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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.
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can someone tell me why it was today, after I'd spent 30 minutes putting the freshly washed blanket we use as a couch cover back on, that someone decided it was a good time to vomit on it?
You couldn't have done it yesterday? Or on the other smaller blanket that'd be easy to wash?
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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
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Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd
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Addition to the language post and fic: Bruce is a paranoid bastard, so all of his kids learn Kryptonian fluently (for multiple reasons).
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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