death-by-microwave
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please leave i scream at people in private here
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there may be "fun" in FUNeral but goddamnit i'm not having fun knowing damn well i'm the reason there had to be a funeral in the first place
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i really hope i don't have to say something but i hope you get it
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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.
yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything
((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))
and then they fucked nasty the end
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one sided GabV1el is underrated, change my mind
well ok i admit i just don't see much of it, maybe it isn't as underrated as i thought i just keep accidentally dodging it
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imagine having to ask a sentient murder toaster if they're interested in taking the relationship you have with them further because you're in love with them (alternatively, asking the sentient murder toaster if they want to have say gex) and then just pretending you never wanted to ask in the first place because you're literally trying to ask a sentient murder toaster about that
this wasn't even originally even about gabv1el and by extension gabriel but i feel like it fits them
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help i forgot ultrakill existed for a sec what is happening to me
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0 hate but i think i would like to mention this just as a reminder
"DO NOT. use he/him pronouns on v1."
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my day be so fine, then randomly my brain goes
"hey remember that one robot oc that's kinda just chilling being trapped to kill incomprehensible creatures in complete other dimensions for the rest of eternity after all the stuff you put it in including killing its companion which may or may not be its implied love interest even though they can't feel the emotion of love and you tried to be consistent with that because you didn't want to pull a "WELL ACTUALLY THEY CAN FEEL LOVE THEY JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT!!!!" move but at the same time they kinda still do feel love for their companion but not really it's complicated? YEAH WHAT IF IT GOT INTO A TOXIC AND ONE SIDED RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD (to the power of infinity) AND IT'S THE TOXIC ONE AND THE ONE THAT DOESN'T RESIPROCATE THE FEELINGS"
im confused on how my brain came up with this
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It appears you've found your fridge
Unfourtuantly
I have a microwave
oh....oh no
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i love how everytime official art of gabriel ULTRAKILL gets released the portion of the community that resides here in tumblr just goes absolutely insane (in a positive way) and i heavily support it
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SEND DUDES
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lmao fridgeless
after careful consideration for my response, i have finally found the words that exactly express my feelings towards your ask: 👍
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hi uh i was supposed to post something higher quality yesterday (valentines day in my timezone) but i couldn't finish it and it still isn't finished now! (thanks procrastination) so have this instead or something
we dont talk about who the black haired girl in the thing is just yet give it a few months
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