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Beetlebabes shippers: *brag about riling up antis. I literally saw a beetlebabe brag about making antis upset by a r-pe fic they wrote of lydia. And then respond to someone asking them to tag properly because rape is a trigger for them with an explicit rape excerpt from said fic. Tell us to get over it when we try to explain (calmly or otherwise cus we're tired of this shit) to them why its gross. Ignore csa survivors and tell them to just block the tag even though we explain tumblrs blacklist system is shitty and broken. Ignore us even when we explain that their stuff still shows up in the other tags. Actively trigger minors and csa survivors. Know it wouldnt fly in real life but keep shipping it cause its "just fiction" and ignore all the times fiction has affected reality (ie. Horror movies creating a stigma against things like DID, Schizophrenia and phycosis. 13RW causing an imitation scuicide.) Said this already but saying it again to make a point because i think its so gross; completely ignore csa survivors who ask them to tag properly and tell them to get over it. I literally got told to just delete my tumblr if i was that upset. Yeah.*
Beetlebabes shippers: why do antis hate us so much? :(
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I am so tempted to write something with just Barbara and Lydia interacting because they need more love and it would be loads of fun to explore their relationship especially since Barbara sees her as a daughter she could of had.
Listening to “Children We Didn’t Have” messes with your feelings man.
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ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
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Hi, there! I was wondering if you could write something with Beetlejuice and a female reader who doesn't believe in ghosts? She's brought to the house by Lydia to hang out and she can somehow see Beetlejuice and the other ghost. Still not believe in ghosts, she asks how to summon them out of boredom after Lydia talked about them. Once home, she summons Beetlejuice and asks him to help her believe in ghosts. You don't have to do this if you don't want to!! Thank you!!
I hope you enjoy this! I’m sorry this took so long to respond to and if it’s a little weirdly written at the end. I slightly based the reader off of my stepdad who doesn’t believe in ghosts and will trying to prove anything with science.
You couldn’t help but scoff as you looked over the small sheet of paper Lydia gave you while you were over at her house. You had originally been invited over by Delia to help her with some of her sculptures but the plan was soon derailed when she mentioned the Maitlands. The way she talked about them made you curious. Why did they live in the attic and why did not many people see them? Were they shy?
You had even more questions when you arrived at the house and saw about ten paint cans floating around. Delia immediately began to explain to you that they were early Halloween decorations, acting a bit stranger than usual. As she was weakly explaining what was going on, you saw a woman in a floral dress put down a paintbrush and come down the stairs.
Once she got close enough, she put her hands on Delia’s shoulders and began to calm her down. Once Delia was calm, you immediately asked the question, “Delia, who is this?”
Both women were shocked at your question, but Delia still answered it.
“Well, this is Barbara. She’s a family member that moved in shortly after we moved here.”
You could never give Delia an award for her lying skills. Still, you said nothing as Delia forced you upstairs after the short introduction. The whole day was mostly uneventful except for near the end when Delia asked if you believed in ghosts.
“Of course not.” You told her. “Ghosts are scientifically impossible.”
The room then grew uncomfortably quiet until Delia said, “Well, thank you very much for coming over. We’ll be sure to have you over for dinner some night.”
As you got ready to leave, Delia’s stepdaughter, Lydia, came over and handed you the paper you were currently holding. She simply told you, “Say this when you get home” before heading back upstairs.
Now here you were, sitting on the cold ground of your house, in the dark, with the only light being from a few candles. You had wanted to set the mood of “spooky summoning”.
You sighed before starting to read the paper.
“Beetlejuice,” a slight draft went past you making you shiver.
“Beetlejuice,” the draft became stronger and smoke began to bellow out from the floorboards.
“Beetlejuice.”
Keep reading
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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Yo, got any Goldenrat and s/o spooky season headcannons? (Speaking of, I hope your spooky season is going well) anon out!
Here ya go anon! I had loads of fun coming up with these even though I haven’t really done this before! My spooky season is going pretty well. I’m going to be dressing up as the Sandworm for Halloween which I’m excited about.
This was written with a gender neutral reader in mind.
1. Beetlejuice is always the one to get decorations up before October has even begun.
2. All four of you attempt to dress in matching costumes which always proves difficult.
3. One year you guys went as Cerberus and Hades which was a hit with who ever came to the house.
4. Barbara is always happy to see the children having fun and wishes she could complement them on their costumes.
5. One year Beetlejuice ate most of the candy forcing you all to just put what you had left on the porch and watch horror movies. None of you complained.
6. Beetlejuice starts to scare the three of you more often during this time. Adam and Barbara have started to join in with the scaring and they all occasionally try to scare each other.
7. Sometimes the Deetz hold a Halloween party and the three have fun scaring people. You usually join in and help them scare people.
8. A mini haunted house happened one year in the Deetz’s house. Adam and Barbara were in charge of the scares while you and Beetlejuice handed out candy. The whole plan backfired when Beetlejuice was punched by a woman by accident. The rest of the night was spent cuddling and watching movies.
9. Adam and Barbara love anything pumpkin flavored while Beetlejuice can’t fathom why they do.
10. The whole house smells like pumpkins and candy for the entire month. The smell suddenly disappears when November starts and no one knows how or why it does. Only you and certain demon know.
11. Adam has made a few of the decorations that are put up around the house during this time.
12. Another year, you all decided to go as The Wizard of Oz characters. It took loads of convincing to make Lydia dress as Toto.
13. When it starts to get colder, the three ghosts like to borrow your jacket. Beetlejuice mostly steals it while the Maitlands ask to borrow it for a bit.
14. Occasionally Beetlejuice allows you and the Maitlands to borrow his jacket.
15. Cuddles on the couch or in bed become more common during this time and Beetlejuice absolutely loves it.
16. Barbara usually makes cakes and other sweets for the parties or to hand out to trick or treaters.
17. She occasionally has the three of you help her make the treats. Beetlejuice is usually kept a close eye on so he doesn’t eat anything before it’s ready.
18. Adam and Barbara love to help hang up and put out decorations.
19. You are always put in charge of buying candy and what ever else is needed for Halloween night.
20. A few times you took Beetlejuice out around town to get some candy and scare some people when Lydia couldn’t or didn’t want to take him. This has always been one of his favorite things about Halloween.
21. Beetlejuice loves to try and steal candy bowls left outside houses. Either you convince him not to steal or join in the carnage.
22. Since you guys live in Connecticut, rain is pretty common during the fall, meaning Halloween is sometimes cut short. When it is, you guys usually eat the rest of what’s left of the candy and watch movies.
23. Craving pumpkins is always interesting.
24. Beetlejuice’s pumpkins tend to turn out good but messy, Adam’s is as normal as can be, and Barbara’s tend to vary between normal and absolutely crazy.
25. There is the occasional person that can see the three which usually leads to you having to shoo them away from the house. Other times Beetlejuice just scares them off.
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things i always keep in my backpack:
the bible (king james edition)
a copy of the U.S. consitution
a copy of my school’s current rulebook
i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’
also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.
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Anyway I like The Outer Worlds because I am currently co-parenting 2 gay children with a crusty old vicar going through a crisis of faith, and also our pirate doctor wine aunt is there too, and we really only just left the first major quest area.
Also, I am pretty sure we are about to adopt a 3rd child once I can find a part to repair them.
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i’m laughing so hard he’s asking the ghost all the questions and it’s giving answers using the one beep/two beep system, then he asks if it’s a boy or a girl and it just starts screaming
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sometimes ur friends go too far with sad backstories and you need to step in and adopt a few hundred
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Never mind the “Who shot first?” stuff; THIS is the defining moment of the Han Solo character:
Everyone else was just like: “Oh, fuck: It’s Vader!” and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.
Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction.
Meanwhile, Han’s first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.
He failed, of course. But God Damn if you can’t appreciate the effort.
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