I take great pride in doing the better good I can do for the better of the community around me. Though I can honestly admit to three very pleasant years of G.I.S.H.W.H.E.S., life has given me a lot to look up to. I may not have the luxurious life I want myself to obtain but at least I have the sense of humanity to remain sane over the course of a rough time. These "doctorates" show such a fine example of the good I have done for the world around us and I could not be happier. #greatestscavengerhunttheworldhaseverseen #GISHWHES #gishvet #volunteer #2015 #2016 #2017 #worldexperience #funtimes #gishwhesveteran #happyday #goodlife
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#evening #eveningsun #sun #sunset #cloud #sunray #sky #eveningsky #mothernature #nature #rain #horizon #rainstorm
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No, I am not obligated to give away my name when answering the phone at work. (For my own safety and confidentiality, I am not required to say who I am, but I can remind you politely to who you are calling.)
No, I am not allowed to disclose information in regards to our current inventory status to guests. (For security reasons, I can inform you of a few authorised and legitimate sources that can present you a display of what is or may be available to you when you shop with us.)
No, I can not negotiate transactions over telephone calls; nor can I waive specific funds to you upon request unless given clear instruction to me by my superior. (They're not in right now, but I can answer to the best of my ability for any inquiries.)
No, I am not giving you an attitude problem. (Please just listen to what I need to say.)
Yes, I am being honest. (If you think I am not being truthful, may I reference you to my supervisor when they come in next?)
Yes, I am being assertive. (It's not being mean; I refuse to lose my job over your menial needs.)
Yes, these are our rules and regulations. (Sorry, I do not make them but I will enforce them when interrogated.)
And yes, I am readily available for you if you have any further questions.
No, the person you wish to speak to is not available at the moment. (May I take a message so that they may call you back at their convenience?)
Thank you.
Me, everyday @ Another Retail Job over the phone. *SIGH*
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A non-Overwatch vid watcher would say:
Hmm, more like Mei needs to cool off a sec; we’re salty because we’re seasoned Overwatch vets and she was all like, “Nah, dude, I’m gonna just chill with my robo buddy.” Man... freaking Mei~
mmm salty
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Still a bit shy. (via yungavocadodagawd84)
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Royal Air Force Pilot - Lena “Tracer” Oxton
I can finally share my full illustration for It Takes A Woman Zine Vol. 2! This was the first zine I ever contributed to and I’m happy to have been a part of it. :)
Pre-orders are now closed but there are still a few copies available at @ittakesawomanzine!
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Tracer: PUT THE GUN DOWN YOU TWAT!
Junkrat: GOD WILLED IT, SO IT'S MINE!
D.Va: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Lucio: I BLAME THE JAPANESE!
Hanzo & Genji: (Indescribable Japanese screaming)
McCree: We can all settled this like responsible adults-
Reinhardt: YES! FIGHT LIKE THE ANIMALS YOU ARE! FIIIIIGHT!
Mercy: (Drops gun on table)
All: ...
Mercy: Now, let's all discuss what we're doing wrong, shall we?
All: ...
Torbjörn: We're yelling?
Mercy: Good! And?
All: ...
Junkrat: Playing with fire arms?
Mercy: Wonderful! And lastly?
All: ...
Reinhardt: Yelling?
Torbjörn: We said yelling already you oaf!
Reinhardt: WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN OAF!?
(More unorganized screaming)
Mercy: (slowly sips from flask) *whispering to herself* Just another day, just another day, just another day, just another d-
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mmm salty
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Addition to my gallery
Also available on
https://www.redbubble.com/people/tobiasslash
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From Painting by Christopher Martino (more here)
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Welcome to Michaels #michaelsartsandcrafts #scribble #sketch #drawing #doodle #artbyme #typography #type #font #art #lettering #design #illustration
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PEEP:hole
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