daveandrogerthegodswhoshouldnt
Dave and Roger: The Gods Who Shouldn't
Dave: Roger, what do you want our description to say? Roger: Fish. Dave: No, it can't say that. Roger: Dinosaurs. Dave: You remember the last time we made dinosaurs. Roger: Oh yeah. They needed girlfriends. Dave: -sighs- Roger: We should do that again!...
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Roger: I’m only testing my awesome God powers! -laughs, then starts coughing-
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Roger: Dave? What do you have behind your back?
Dave: -Hides Rogers dinosaur making kit- hehehehe
#daveandrogerthegodswhoshouldnt#wow#this is so late#its been forever since i've been on here#sorry dave
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Dave: ROGER! WHAT DID YOU DO!
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Dave: -Hides Rogers dinosaur making kit- hehehehe
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Dave: That goat must have been the true ring-leader. I have feeling this is far from over. YOU SAVED ME, ROGER!
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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Roger: -flings the cat toy- DAVE! -hugs Dave tightly. Turns to cat- Where did the sheep come from?
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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Spidercat: Huh? What are you...? What is...? -Eyes go wide as they are mesmerized by toy.- Must play!
Dave: That's it, Roger! You did it! Now get rid of the toy! The cat will follow!
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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Roger: I will never sing! Ooooh! What does this thing do? -grabs feathery cat toy-
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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Dave: Do the jail house rock! (You have to destroy the cats! They must have a secret power they’re using! You must....distract the kitty cat!)
Spidercat: You can never stop me! -Attempts to make Roger sing-
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
#ohnoroger#evilcat#funny#kitty#cat#daveandrogerthegodswhoshouldnt#singing#songs#plan#distractif#distractify#playwithcat#damnitroger
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Roger: Why are you still singing? Why haven’t you stopped singing? I” got the kitty cat behind everything!
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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Dave: Stop, hey! What's that sound, eveeyone look what's going down! (That's a cat!? They're cats!?)
Spidercat: Muahaha! The plague of underrated songs will soon be everywhere!
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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Roger: I found them! Here they are Dave! It’s a kitty cat!
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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Roger: I found them Dave! They are hitting random on a playlist! Attack mode activated! -tosses sandwich at Higher Gods-
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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Dave: It’s the Final Countdown! (Oh no.)
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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Roger: Aye sir!
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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Dave: Who is that squirrel staring straight, back at me? (One of the Higher Gods is putting me under this torment as a joke! Find them and stop them, Roger! You're my only hope!)
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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Roger: -stops running in circles and drops all the flaming acorns- Dave? I think I can hear you under all of the weird singing. Come back! I don’t like singing Dave!
Dave: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? (NO, why would– anyway….)No he can’t, he’s a pig (that’s logical thinking!) Look out it’s a spider pig! (I hate this song.)
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