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Mad stuff that's 100% canon in the Star Trek universe:
Going past warp 10 turns you into a hyper-evolved Salamander
Special cheese can bring down the highly advanced bio-neural circuitry of an Intrepid-class ship
A software mod can make a regular transporter beam across many light years
A software mod can make a regular transporter beam across universes
The addition of old DNA in a transporter can reset you physically to whatever age the DNA is from, but with all your memories and experiences intact therefore curing all ills
There's a forcefield surrounding the galaxy and nobody really asks why it's there
Touching it sometimes gives people Q-like powers
There's a Prime Directive not to interfere with pre-warp cultures but everybody does
There's a Temporal Prime Directive not to interfere with the timeline but everybody does
Captain Picard was turned into a Borg for a few days and was never the same again
Captain Janeway, B'Elanna Torres and Tuvok were turned into Borg for a couple of days and where just fine after
Discovery's new captain is probably still waiting on Vulcan
There's a planet in the centre of the galaxy surrounded by a forcefield with a big floating head on it that pretends to be God
The Borg, most deadly dangerous things in the galaxy responsible for enslavement of trillions, could possibly be forever defeated by a single jpeg of a weird shape but they don't do it because sympathy
There's a secret cabal of Starfleet officers that attempted genocide once and it's the only thing that saved the Federation
There's a universe which, when it bleeds into ours, makes everyone uncontrollably sing and dance
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John loved this on Twitter so I’m putting it here too
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My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?
im at work
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so a few days ago I saw this post, and the accompanying tags from @brrmian :
the idea of Cody being simultaneously so cool on the surface and constantly overanalysing every interaction stuck with me so much that I ended up spitting all my thoughts into existence
so
enjoy a brief look into Commander Cody's mind:
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Jess Bush as Christine Chapel
— Star Trek | Season One
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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CHARLES AUGUSTUS MILVERTON part 4 - death of a blackmailer
(part 1) (part 2) (part 3)
content warnings for: guns, blood, death. which you are *probably* expecting if you know how this story goes in canon, although this version is...not exactly how Watson told it to the Strand.
(This is part of the Watsons sketchbook series)
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lying awake in the middle of the night thinking about the adventure of charles augustus milverton ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE WHEN I CATCH YOU
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THE ADVENTURE OF CHARLES AUGUSTUS MILVERTON part 3 (part 1) (part 2) as promised here they are enjoying committing a crime (to quote Watson: "I thrilled now with a keener zest than I had ever enjoyed when we were the defenders of the law instead of its defiers").
Nearly made myself ill drawing them holding hands WHAT IS IT WITH GAY PEOPLE (me) AND HANDS
(This is part of the Watsons sketchbook series!)
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Dick doing his backflip thingy I promised earlier.
Didn't wanna post this one because Im not happy with how it turned out but eeeeh ill give it a chance maybe someone will like it
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i love my wife phoenix wright umm matts here too i Guess
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