16-year-old tom riddle: *sees a giant snake coming out of someone’s mouth*

16-year-old tom riddle: *adds this to his ‘tattoo ideas’ pinterest board* 

Should.

Women's problems:

They should look good. They should smell good. They should wearing like top models. They should have perfect hair, perfect haircut, perfect hairdo. They should have no hair anywhere except head, eyelashes and eyebrows. They should born a baby. They should have no tattoos. They should have no "excess weight". They should do no make up because natural beauty is so cool. Or they should do make up because that awful acne. They should cook. They should cook well. They should wear no loose clothes, but if they do... it should be boyfriend's clothes. They should not swear just because "U R GIRL!" I don't think some man can care about baby, do dishes and cook dinner with terrible stomach-ache. Women can. For several days. Women can put up with attention from those alpha males. It's not cool. It's not fucking cool. And they endure the bras when it's really hot outside. Otherwise, they are whores. It's a really really small part of women's problems.

Men's problems: 

Find a job, getting horny at the morning, mum pulls out. Maybe it’s all, maybe I forgot something.

Someone could write a book. Book about ordinary woman with ordinary women's problems. Nothing out of the common.

american things that are surely fictional:

donald trump

blue raspberry

wearing shoes indoors

texas?????

things I can attempt to influence, but cannot fully control:

my cash flow my mental health my eyebrows

mood: still trying to draw second eyebrow the same as first