danoshanter
Dan o' Shanter
Quirky writer and artist who walks proudly on the neurodivergent side of life. All works are available for purchase as .pdf files or as files in various picture/video, text, or multimedia formats as my technical skills allow; those that appear on the publicly accessible sections of my main and themed sub-Tumblr blogs are "tip jar samples"; tip jar is enabled and you're on poet's honor as to what you think a particular sample is worth as it appears on the board. If you are interested in full file copies of any of these works, it's basically a "pay what you can" situation as far as I'm concerned, so PM me with an offer. I also have password-protected Tumblr blog "sales galleries" where anyone who is interested enough by the samples can PM me for access to view and buy fully realized complete works. Generally each of these will have a standard price structure for different file formats listed at the top; exceptions will be detailed in the individual post..
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oops! it seems i tripped and dropped several million free books, papers, and other resources
https://annas-archive.org
https://sci-hub.se
https://z-lib.is
https://libgen.is
https://libgen.rs
https://www.pdfdrive.com
https://library.memoryoftheworld.org
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https://librivox.org
https://standardebooks.org
https://www.gutenberg.org
https://core.ac.uk
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Promethean task (alternate definition) - getting stuff from those who want to hoard it to make sure everyone has some, even though you know you'll have your liver torn out for your pains and be punished for the rest of eternity for it
(man, sure sux to be a Greek myth sometimes ... lol)
the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
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This is so cool
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Um, actually in this case it would be wasting FROZEN meat ...
girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.
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this place sucks im gonna drink six beers and jack off
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It's so literally my future as to not be my past at all, by which I mean this post is the first I've ever heard of Old woman yuri or this anime-tpr in general and I am literally so enchanted by these few panels that I am distressed to not be Twit-ified to be able to tweet anything in support of them on account of, you know, I don't speak twitter-tweet-ish or whatever the bloody jargon is called
😭
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If u consider it appropriate to manipulate people in such a juvenile way, consider yourself put on the list of :"People I don't see why I should give a shit whether they block me or not".
That's the kind of thing that makes me want to vote the OPPOSITE WAY than you're trying to push me, just because I'm so offended by the emotional blackmail.
Matter of fact, you've offended me enough that in spite of being a lifelong ally for racial, gender, and sexual orientation justice, and an individual who has myself been treated unjustly on the basis of disability, I am SERIOUSLY considering voting Willy for no other reason that that your juvenile little emotional games have so deeply gotten under my skin
#this is getting ridiculous#its a GAME for ogds sakes#besides i've never heard of therion OR octopath traveler. your insular little fandoms are NOT the whole world you know
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MYTH: These two things are mutually contradictory
MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day
FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store
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R7 - SEMIFINALS!!: @tournament-winners-tournament VS @nicejewishcharactershowdown
tournament-winners-tournament propaganda
nicejewishcharactershowdown propaganda
nicejewishcharactershowdown propaganda
nicejewishcharactershowdown propaganda
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Yeah, if you want a bunch of porn sites to come up.
Found out by Googling this what Rule 34 is, for anyone not familiar with the term it basically reads, "If it exists, there's porn of it out there on the Internet"
For the first time since she was introduced 34 years ago…
Princess Daisy is a playable character in a mainline mario title.
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Grendel! Grendel! Grendel!
You know, THE original OG monster?
Lived in a swamp? Killed by Beowulf? His monstrous mom came to avenge him and was skewered herself?
Turns out there's a book by John Gardner from the POV of the monster, literally titled just with his name.
Grendel. Any these modern monsters had TWO books about them where they got to be the villain in the first one and the hero in the second?
'nuff said.
Welcome to the Monster Character Poll!
It’s time to see who the best monster truly is! In this tournament you get to submit your favorite monster, whether they’re from folklore, a book, or TV. Please read the rules before submitting. Submissions will close June 26th.
Propaganda is allowed! Just please be nice to others when doing so.
Submission Rules:
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Not to mention their predilection for mushrooms LOL
If you gave a gnome a single grain of cocaine it would overdose and die. even a cocaine molecule you track outside on your clothes or wallet can be extremely harmful to a gnome. but it would take an entire country wide operation's worth of weed to get a gnome to green out
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Speaking of books it's been a while since I've seen one of these posts going around & I'm curious so everyone could you tell me what you are reading rn in the tags please
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Post a picture of your cat
glad to :)
She's a tuxedo cat ... I think not actually considered a separate breed but a pattern like calico or tortoiseshell, but there's definitely considered to be a "tuxedo cat personality" that she lives out pretty closely: they're said to be smart, inquisitive and sociable. Her name is Zoe and she'll be 11 this August
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Oh no!
Your mom is on there!
Facebook is therefore totally equivalent to all these other platforms that totally bloat the interface with things you assume nobody else uses just because you don't.
No, it's WORSE!
Your MOM's on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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um ... so what?
twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman
tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses
discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform
youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification
reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support
facebook: my mom is on there
#idk what point i'm making its just wild watching the selfreferential closed world some people live in#your individual opinions should totally govern the way large multinational corporations are run for a global audience of. like. everybody
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New play by post 5e D&D campaign!
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