Hey Microsoft. Fuck you

I think one of my favourite NPC's I have ever made for a campaign was this character who was just the Ferryman from Greek mythology except that in an attempt to make the people in his boat feel less scared around him, he tried to use internet terms and slang, and ended using them completely wrong.

It wouldn't even be consistent either, it could range from like 2016 to the current year. He has a little book in his boat titled "How To Communicate With Today's Youth Vol. 2,000,063".

You haven't know true joy, until you see the pure misery and cringe on a party's face after the scary boat man's first lines are "What is up, my fellow rizzlers?"

THE WAY I SCREAMED AT THE REVEAL