A reminder that somewhere in the world, Santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into peoples houses with pinpoint accuracy

Will rogue one have a sequel or is it a standalone?

i heard there might be a sequel coming in 1977 or something

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

look at me i’m sandra dee

covered in ＴＥＮ ＴＨＯＵＳＡＮＤ ＢＥＥＳ

when u tryna be cheesy but everyone around u is laughtose intolerant

i was pretending to eat a bird treat so my bird would try it and i accidentally ate the bird treat

You could crawl through the arteries in a blue whale’s heart.

a gif dedicated 2 playing the old neopets on those manilla colored desktops when u were like 12

“struggle with depression” would almost seem to imply that i am bad at depression when i am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed 

just so everyone knows this dark kermit meme isn’t actually dark kermit. the frog in the hood is kermit’s evil look-a-like constantine who escaped from a russian prison and had kermit arrested in his place. just saying… just letting you know… the voice in your head telling you to do bad things is actually an escaped russian convict