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Loving Vincent (2017)
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what the hell is going on in this country?!
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do you ever just feel like you’re just
completely worthless and
unattractive on a physical and
emotional level and you’re just never
good enough because there’s always
someone else that overpowers you
with their pretty face and personality
and you just instantly back down
because you feel you have literally
nothing to fight against with.
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Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.
Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
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baby meeting cat for the first time
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Mattel: Barbie has had numerous careers over the years
Me: but not…. Assassin
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It's 2018 and Miami Morty is still my queen.
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Like/RB if you like South Park and you’re not straight
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Nickelodeon: We’re making an Invader Zim movie
Me:
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reblog if you’ve cried over a fanfic before. trying to prove a point
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“why do you spend hours hunting for shiny pokemon if they don’t even have good ivs?”
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