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dandymaximilian · 8 hours
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with summer fast approaching, a quick reminder to not point out anyone's self-harm scars, burns, stomach rolls, stretch marks, cellulite, eczema, psoriasis, etc. and a reminder that if you have any of these, you're allowed to wear revealing clothing and swimsuits. you deserve to enjoy summer too.
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dandymaximilian · 8 hours
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taylor swift’s work wouldn’t be nearly as insufferable if she wasn’t constantly trying to present herself as some sort of tortured underdog. like, okay, she has endured hardships, and a lot of people, especially white men, are shitty towards her for purely misogynistic reasons. that sucks, i agree. but she’s never been an underdog before. she was born to well-off parents who did everything they could to start her music career when she was barely even a teenager, an opportunity that lots of people would kill for. now she’s extremely famous and wealthy, and everything she releases is destined to sell millions of copies and receive glowing reviews in nearly every publication. she is not an underdog, and i have trouble believing she’s particularly “tortured.” she’s not even an alcoholic, despite claiming to be one on the opening track of her new album! people like to defend her lyrics by saying she’s just playing a character, which i don’t believe for a second, but even if she was, i don’t think i want to listen to someone like swift play the character of a tortured underdog, not when there’s so many musicians out there who are actually tortured underdogs. it comes across as hollow. “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me,” sung by one of the wealthiest, most famous, most critically acclaimed musicians in the world, who was born to loving parents who personally helped her start her career, who once said she’d never been to therapy because she “just feels very sane.” if you’re going to play a character, maybe pick one who we’re not supposed to pity.
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dandymaximilian · 2 days
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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dandymaximilian · 2 days
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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dandymaximilian · 2 days
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why is the pressure to be “the bigger person” always placed on the person who was wronged?
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dandymaximilian · 4 days
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Are there any fictional characters you headcanon as autistic?
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dandymaximilian · 4 days
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I can’t stop doing these Dan edits
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dandymaximilian · 6 days
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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.
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dandymaximilian · 6 days
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dan gif :3
first time animating in a while, wanted to animate my newest fixation 🤭
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dandymaximilian · 6 days
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I also have this picture, which I drew when just started to rewatch show, but I don't really like it (he turned out too skinny :p). But it's still nice
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dandymaximilian · 6 days
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H3llo party ppl ^^
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dandymaximilian · 6 days
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silly billy (dan
I love Dan sm he's so stupid I hate him I want to crush him into a ball
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Here are some pictures I made to print stickers.
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dandymaximilian · 6 days
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Marlène Thiery  Opalized Dinosaur Bone - approx 3cm - photographed for @jakes_gemz
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1289281251531987/user/100001005266801
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dandymaximilian · 6 days
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taylor swift is neither tortured nor is she any kind of poet lol
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dandymaximilian · 8 days
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Zim is autistic and is going to turn the world autistic
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