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“nothing to see here.” - The Field Museum of Natural History
museums are giving us quality quarantine content
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I commissioned this from owl dart! It’s awesome! Check out their stuff!
https://owldart.tumblr.com
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Then how do you dispose of bodies?
things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with
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Now I can explain that burgers really are my only love
ASEXUAL
I’M SO GLAD IT’S CANON GUYS
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I find this post to be saucy.
what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism?
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what i say: i'm single
what people hear: i am a pathetic loser who's unable to find a person to be with, please find me another pathetic loser to make me happy
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I don’t know why you’d exterminate them. Americans like them as exotic pets. Don’t look at it as a pest problem. Look at it as an investment opportunity,
so ive noticed recently that something has been eating all of the crumbs from my peanut butter on toast.... my husband think that we might have a nasty case of house hippos. i get that theyre really rare and endangered but they keep stealing my socks and stuff so do you happen to know a good exterminator who can help me out?
You cannot find an exterminator for house hippos, but there should be relocation services at your nearest RCMP branch!
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Watch now as a youtube troll pokes at an asexual, thinking they have rendered them defenceless. Little does he know that an asexual troll has heard the cry of their packmate and has decided to strike against the predator.
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Aquaman, eat your heart out.
Some of you may remember my popular bi, pan, and asexuwhale trio from last year. Well, I’ve decided to redo the set and add EVEN MORE SEXUWHALES (and an aromanatee!)
Featuring:
Bisexuwhale - humpback whale
Homosexuwhale - sperm whale
Pansexuwhale - narwhal/narwhale
Polysexuwhale - beluga whale
Asexuwhale - killer whale/orca
Aromanatee - manatee
All are available in my Redbubble shop as stickers, shirts, mugs, and more; text-less versions will be added to my shop soon, too.
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I think it should be added if that you aren’t sure you know what sexual attraction is you probably don’t experience it. I’d tell you why, but that would involve trying to describe it.
Bringing this back.
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Aromantic/Platonic/queerplatonic dating checklist
And here’s a rebloggable version.
This can be used by anyone I suppose, but is made specifically for people with a queerplatonic/platonic/non-romantic partner. You could use this with friends, too!
Kissing (forehead, cheek, etc):
Kissing (mouth):
Hand holding:
Cuddling:
Hugging:
Other affectionate touching:
Hugging in public:
Cuddling in public:
Kissing (forehead, cheek, etc) in public:
Kissing (mouth) in public:
Hand holding in public:
Other affectionate touch in public:
Eye gazing:
Crying on:
Being cried on:
Massage (giving):
Massage (receiving):
Hair brushing (giving):
Hair brushing (receiving):
Nail painting (giving):
Nail painting (receiving):
Shaving (giving):
Shaving (receiving):
Bathing together (with bathing suits):
Bathing together (naked):
Seeing my partner naked:
My partner seeing me naked:
Feeding my partner:
Being fed by my partner:
Tickling (being tickled):
Tickling (doing the tickling):
Terms of endearment:
Being called “best friend”:
Being called “partner”:
Being called romantically-coded words (boyfriend, girlfriend, etc):
Me having other platonic partners:
My partner having other platonic partners:
Me having other romantic partners:
My partner having other romantic partners:
My partner doing romantic-coded things with someone else:
Me doing romantic-coded things with someone else:
My partner doing sexual things with someone else:
Me doing sexual things with someone else:
Touching my partner sexually:
Being touched by my partner sexually:
Having sex of any kind with my partner [specify if yes]:
Sexual kink with my partner [specify if yes]:
Non-sexual kink with my partner [specify if yes]:
“Romantically coded” gifts (flowers, chocolates, etc):
Dancing:
Bed sharing (non-affectionate):
Bed sharing (cuddling):
Tucking my partner in:
Being tucked in:
Living together:
[Platonic] marriage:
Raising children together:
Having pets together:
Other stipulations/concerns:
I think that covers everything. If it doesn’t, please let me know and I’ll add it!
And the categories could probably be “yes”, “yes, but ask first”, “yes, but with certain restrictions”, “no”, “maybe; ask first”.
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someone: everything will be okay
me: source?
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#orientation101
The Librarian's Sexuality Masterpost
General:
GLSEN
Queer Querys
The ABCs of LGBT part 1 (Video)
Terms and Definitions
All About Sex and Gender
Sex, Sexuality and Gender Explained
Sexuality Isn’t Your Business
For the Sex Repulsed
Curious and Questioning
Being Gay Curious
Certainty
‘Normal’
Nonamory
Resource Packs
Attraction:
Different Spectrums of Attraction
Re-evaluating Attraction
Types of Attraction
The Nature of Attraction
Attraction is Like Wine
Attraction=/= Behavior
Sexual Attraction Definition
Understanding Sexuality
Sexual Attraction and Desire
Sexual and Romantic Chart
Romantic and Sexual Orientations
Romantic Orientation Definition
Romantic Attraction
On Romantic Attraction
Tackling Romance
Limit on Romantic Orientation
Sensual Attraction
Explaining Aesthetic
Aesthetic Attraction
Homosexuality:
Am I Gay?
Are you Gay or Not?
What Doesn’t Make you Gay
Am I Gay or Bi?
I think I’m Gay, Now What?
Different Kinds of Lesbians
I’m Attracted to the Same Sex
All Gay Teens Need to Know
Bisexual:
Bisexual.org
Resource Center
The Actual Definition of Bi
Common Myths
On Bisexuality
Does Bisexuality Exist?
I think I’m Bi, Now What?
What All Bi Teens Need to Know
Pansexual:
The Pan Community
Define Pansexual
Pansexuality 101
What is Pansexuality?
Bisexual vs Pansexual
Polysexual:
Poly Definition
Poly vs Bi
Poly vs Other Sexualities
Asexual:
Asexuality Archive
Asexuality.org
The Thinking Asexual
Prismatic Entanglement
Asexual Agenda
Asexuality Podcast
Asexual Education
The Asexuality Blog
Asexuality: A Brief Intro (PDF)
(A) sexual (Video)
Asexual Chat Room
Possible Signs of Asexuality
How to Tell If You are Asexual
Signs of Asexuality: About You
Signs of Asexuality: About Sex
Signs of Asexuality: About Others
Things That Aren’t Asexuality
Not Asexuality
Things I Wish I Knew Before
Induced by Trama?
Asexuality and Aromanticism
9 Types of People
Questioning my Asexuality
Ace Spectrum:
Demi Gray
Under the Ace Umbrella
Notes About the Spectrum
Many Ways to be Between
Grey Ace Definition
Grey/ Demi Can do Visibility
Fictosexuality
Demisexual:
Demisexuality.org
What is Demisexuality?
Visualizing Demisexuality
AVEN Wiki
Why do we need Grey and Demi
Development as an Identity
Categories and Complicated
In Defense of Demisexuality
I Want to Limit Your Ability to Communicate
Why is it “Noble?”
Aromantic:
Ace Spectrum Awareness Week
Ask an Aromantic
People Who Don’t Fall in Love (Video)
An Aromantic Relationship
Aromantic FAQ
Aromanticism 101
Let’s Talk About Aromantics
Aromantic PowerPoint
What is Aromanticism?
An Aromantic Primer
AVEN Subform
You Might be Aromantic if…
Can I Still be Aro if I…?
5 Myths About Aromantic
Aromantics Just Wanna be Your Friend
Handy Words for Questioning
Glossary of Words/Identities
Aromanticism and Neurodivergence
Aromanticism, Empathy, and Cognitive Dissonance
Becoming Loveless
… And Then What?
Different types of Love
Caring About Sexual Partners
Aromantic Representation
Aro Spectrum:
The Line Between Allo and Arospec
Aro Spectrum
Glossary
Lithromantics
Aro Flux Definition
Queer Platonic Relationships:
Queer Platonic Definition
QPR FAQ
Queer Platonic Advice
Poly Aromantic Relationships
Polyamory:
More Than Two
Common Myths
Common Mistakes
Dos and Don'ts
Coming Out:
Tips and Advice (Video)
Coming Out Tips (Video)
Coming Out Tips (Video)
Coming Out Story
Coming Out Stories
R U Coming Out: Stories
Coming Out: The Plan
Coming Out
On Coming Out
Coming Out Tips
9 Bits of Advice
10 Tips on Coming Out
28 Words of Advice
When Should You Come Out?
Coming Out Letter
How to Come Out to Parents
Coming Out to Family and Friends
Coming Out to Friends
Coming Out to Partners
Coming Out Simulator
Resources for Coming Out
Allies:
5 Tips for Allies (Video)
10 Ways to be an Ally and Friend
How to be a Queer and Trans Ally
How to be a Good Ally
30 Ways to be an Ally
So You’re an Ally
Avoid Offensive Language
How to Help Gay Friends
My Friend is Gay
What to do When Someone Tells you They’re Asexual
How to Become a Better Ally to Aromantic People
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Slideshow for “Am I Ace? A Guide To Discovering Asexuality” on WhatIsAsexuality.com.
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