dakotacrisis
An Identity Crisis Every Week
Dakota.
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shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things
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I'm sorry but I saw this and it reminded me of a post I made in March
Whenever a new fantasy/historical drama comes out I eagerly look forward to the rants from the handful of people I follow on here who are deeply into historical fashion and costuming. It's like
#this is why I love Anne with an E#The first part of the post had to do with a Naruto GameCube game it doesn't matter
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Is there anything that potentially hurts more than that trope of someone seeing or creating an illusion of someone they love and miss. Then when they go to try and touch them cause, all they want to do is know that they are there with them, and then their hands passes through the illusion. The illusion fades away and our pining protagonist is now deeper in this hole of loneliness and sorrow as they slowly retract their hand from where the illusion was. Cause OOF!
#imagine that happening to any of your otps and try not to start blubbering#i'm not okay#tropes that make me cry
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me: *listening to music as I cook dinner*
siblings, playing video games in the next room: hey, can you pause your music for a sec?
me: why?
siblings: there's an emotional moment going on right now and your music is kinda taking away from it
my spotify: *Space Age Bachelor Man blaring at full volume*
me: okay that's fair
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*me trying to teach my family italian*
me: ok, this is a very easy one
me: what is the english word for limone
my little brother: PIZZA!
me: ...
little brother: what?
me: are you f**king with me?
#little brother: oh lemon#he's 24 there's no excuse for being this stupid#i love my family but jesus christ
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Nodding along to this post as a librarian.
*sees Jimmy Patty call out*
Yes! Please! Dear god I can make a fort out of the number of books we have by him!
things librarians judge you for:
saying the book came to you like that when clearly your dog chewed on it
trying to reshelve books on your own
yelling at us to get our attention
talking on your phone when we’re trying to assist you
yelling at non-management staff for policies they have no power over
asking for more time on the computer when the session has already logged you off, you needed to ask for that time 5 minutes ago
asking us to look something up for you by the call number. the call number tells you where it is. please just give me the title.
getting upset with us for anything COVID related
things librarians do NOT judge you for (unless they’re bad at librarianing):
reading erotica
using the copier incorrectly
not speaking english as a first language
being an adult and not reading grown up books
owing fines
liking romance novels
finding out your child’s card is blocked because they’ve been billed for books they’ve secretly been hiding behind their dresser
having books overdue
you liking graphic novels and comics
your CHILD liking graphic novels and comics. seriously. we just want them to read.
taking books off of a display
asking us to check and make sure we don’t have a book you returned (with COVID and quarantining books, more things are getting missed, so asking a librarian to do a shelf check is okay! but be nice. we are So Tired and Busy. if you say something like “if you’re busy feel free to check when you have time and get back to me” we will love you. we will probably be like “you’ve been nice so i’ll go right now”)
things librarians judge, but don’t judge YOU for:
James Patterson. Look. we all know everyone likes him. That’s great, we love that people read because of him! But we do judge James Patterson as an entity. He’s got so many goddamn books. they take up so much goddamn space. james. jimmy. jimsicle. just. stop putting your name on things, please, we are begging you. liking james patterson is Valid. BEING james patterson is not valid.
#being james patterson is not valid#listen i loved the maximum ride series in hs#but the number of books he has is outrageous
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Went to see a performance of Frozen on Broadway and my little sister's edible kicked in right when the trolls came out. Girl is high as a kite with a bunch of shadow people with glowing eyes are running around the stage
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Listen, I could care fuck all about the Try Guys bullshit. But I showed my sister a picture of Eugene's face during the statement video and her reaction was "That is a Capricorn face if I've ever seen one." Does a Google search. "Yep! He's a Capricorn sun Aries rising! Love that for him."
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This happened to my younger sibling after I graduated. There was this regular teacher that taught computer science. She was always kind of a jerk, not too friendly but it was whatever. Then, my sibling had to do a project where they planned a vacation and had to make a whole presentation about budgeting their time and money. Any time they had a question about something they asked the teacher and she told them what they could do and not do. So everything in their project was sactioned to be okay by the teacher. This is important to remember!
The day to present comes and my sibling goes up and gives their presentation. Once they were done the teacher got up and started SCREAMING in their face that they did a terrible job and didn't follow instructions and the whole thing was a mess and they were an idiot. I am not being over-grandizing when I say that. They were SCREAMING at a 14 year old and so close to their face that spit was hitting them. My sibling rightfully got very upset and ran out of the room crying. Some of the other students then went to find them to comfort them and another group went to tell the principle what happened.
My parents found out and threatened to sue the school if something was not done. The teacher was then told to leave the school immediately after.
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
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Sitting in my room when out if the blue I realize my older brother was trying to preserve some of my childhood innocence by telling me that Pumped Up Kicks was about kids playing dodgeball and I never paid attention to the lyrics that closely so I figured bullet was just like metaphor for dodgeballs.
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Alright here me out!
So Ladybug and Chat Noir are in universe popular enough for movies, merch, all that good stuff. There is definitely a LB version of Monopoly like every other mildly popular fandom. But what if there was a tabletop RPG where you got to make your own hero or poor civilian that gets sucked into hero life? And Marinette gets the book and enlists everyone of her friends in a campaign. Everyone agrees, it sounds like fun and most of them are/were heroes before so they're thinking they can handle any combat. What they fail to take in account is that Marinette is the DM and she is absolutely ruthless.
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Until the age of 12 I grew up going to a God fearing church. Ever since we left my sister and I have developed our own interpretation of the afterlife, if there is one at all. Our interpretation being that if the Christian Bible is correct and God sent Jesus down to die for our sins yada yada, then that means we are absolved and forgiven of all ours sins.
Which also means no one goes to Hell and that Hell itself doesn't exist. And if Hell does exist humans do not go there when they die. Cause if God truly is all forgiving then even if you were reprehensible in life you have a chance at paradise. It is your own fear of judgment that keeps you outside the gates and in some form of limbo or purgatory.
That ideology pisses SO MANY people off. Telling God fearing Bible bangers that Hell doesn't exist and that God is all forgiving takes all that power they think they have away. They want people to be punished instead of loved.
All the while what they don't understand is that if you are dead than what does any of it matter? How is what they are doing with their afterlife affecting you? Just enjoy not having lower back pain anymore Lorraine! You're dead! Nothing matters! There are no consequences! God is forgiving and Hell doesn't exist!
Christians hate when a gay man goes “fuck it, I’ll gladly go to Hell if you want me to so bad” because it takes the edge away from their tools of fear. If they can’t scare you with threats of eternal damnation then one of their main weapons is taken away.
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Amelie: Oh Adrien, you look more and more like your father every time I see you!
Adrien: Why would you insult me like that?
#Miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#amelie graham de vanily#sassy Adrien having none of this hate#Felix was laughing for a second then remembered he looks just like Adrien#ml incorrect quotes
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Little bugs that discover there is a lot of food in the things humans call the fridge but it is too cold for them to survive in. They then notice that when it is cold out humans don extra layers and it keeps them from dying. Hence, a bunch of little bugs teaching themselves to knit from pieces of shed hair and bits of thread lying on the ground so they can mt. everest climb their way to the poorly wrapped leftover coconut cream pie on the top shelf.
#bugs#they have to climb cause their wings are tucked in their new little sweaters#late night thoughts
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y’know i think i have a lot to offer as a partner. I can cook, bake, i’m fairly tidy, i have a nice sense of humor, i think i’m decently smart, i’m always willing to listen to new music or watch new shows or movies that people suggest to me. I have a great relationship with my family, I dress cute, i have a lot of books, when i go to the store i immediately grab what i need and then leave, i can choose a restaurant without being indecisive, i believe that communication and honesty is most important in a relationship as well as healthy boundaries and trust. And all I am asking for in exchange is some fucking cuddles and kisses to my stupid little face and willing to let me drag them to plays and ballets.
#that sucky feeling when you want a relationship but you want to date with the express purpose of finding love#so people think you're cringey and don't want anything serious#especially since you've never dated before and that is ~embarrassing~ for some fucking reason#like i'm sorry i spent my teens and early 20s developing myself as a person without the need to focus on half assed relationships#now that i know who i am as a person i'm ready to share myself with someone else#really trying not to be bitter
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Adrien: This one out of context photo is not enough evidence to prove that Marinette Dupain-Cheng and I are romantically involved
Press: Yeah, that would make sense--
Adrien: This is enough evidence though!
*Pulls up slideshow titled: 101 Reasons I Love My Super Awesome and Amazing Girlfriend Marinette Dupain-Cheng*
#gabe is having an aneurysm#marinette is blushing#alya is cackling maniacally#miraculous ladybug#adrinette#adrien agreste#adrien I-love-my-gf-and-want-everyone-to-know-it agreste
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I am currently watching a really cute c-drama rn and I had to pause cause this freaking guy opened a bag of chips FROM THE SIDE! He tore open the side of the chips instead of popping open the top! WHAT KIND OF HEATHEN OPENS A BAG THAT WAY!???
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