i heard that lieutenant uhura has an eight pack….. that lieutenant uhura is shredded

random thing i hate:

referring to jason, "i love school more than life itself," todd as a high school dropout. if any of the bats were college bound and wanting of a degree, it was jason. he died, his life eneded, he did NOT willingly bail on school for whatever dumbass reason you can come up with.

i mean the same kid who wanted to be further involved in school activities, like the spring theater production, is the furthest thing from anti school/education you can get.

stop trying to make my boy dumb or against one of the few government institutions worth a damn.

Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

Jason is trying his best to make him look vicious ; )'

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

Spock whispered, "Forget" into Jim's ear to ease his pain. Somehow Leonard Nimoy spoke a single word with more love, longing, sorrow, and compassion than the whole rest of the episode could drum up.

Just a reminder that "Requiem for Methuselah" originally aired on February 14, 1969, Valentine's Day

remember taking those "what job should you have" tests in middle school and the questions were like "do you think people deserve to suffer?"

One of my friends suggested they go to Barbie’s dream house. Hope this is satisfactory.

im fucking useless in cities without skyscrapers. if venom ever decided to try to take over like a country town we'd just have to give it to him honestly

It's my birthday today! Maybe you guys can help me keep making art by giving me an art boost? I'd love to have new friends and followers. I consider this my birthday present!

happy squish his face sfriday

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

“It’s not his powers, it’s not his costume, it’s not his heritage. It’s that, unlike his myriad counterparts, he has more faith is us than we have in ourselves […] that faith elevates and redeems the human race.

Notice how the men and women of Superman’s world, from Perry White to Jimmy Olsen to even the loutish Steve Lombard, have so clearly been fortified with Superman’s courage and reverence for truth and life. And most important, watch how Superman achieves his ultimate victory - not with a swing of his invulnerable first but with a gift of understanding. In every fight, Superman punches when he must and grapples when he has to, but at the end of every battle, he wins his best and most decisive victories when he allows his foes to see their world - our world - through his eyes.

When Superman, without a second’s hesitation, takes time from his world-building feats to embrace and comfort a suicidal young girl. When he tells her, “you’re much stronger than you think you are”, they become the most moving words we have ever read in Superman history. And they are perfect because they reveal, in one sentence, the fundamental secret of Superman and why we love him so:

Gods achieve their power by encouraging us to believe in them.

Superman achieves his power by believing in us.“

                                                                                        Mark Waid, 2008

French School, 20th Century - The black cat